(short series) Ness and Friends: Detention

Chapter 1

Today was a school day for the gang. Yes, they beat people up and sold drugs. But that's a different story. Nana was excited but not really. The day before had been funny as hell, at least to her.

-FLASHBACK-

Nana sat in her seat, doing her English assignment. Before that, Shadow had to use the bathroom, which was bad because whenever he came back he would always say a comment.

And just like that Shadow came in saying, "Walking in the room as Shadow H-" he got cut off by their English teacher, Mrs. Peach.

"Shadow, shut up. Go back out there and try coming in silently." she commanded.

-END FLASHBACK-

Nana hoped the day would be filled with disasters as it always was. One day, they had a food fight, then an actual fight. She loved having a weird life.

Her alarm clock blared for a minute but it took her like a millennia to get up.

Popo slammed his fist on her light pink door at least 4 times. "NANA! GET UP NOW!" He yelled.

"FINE! I'LL BE DOWN THERE IN A SECOND, JESUS!" She yelled in response. "HURRY UP YOU BITCH!"

Nana scoffed and took off her Ouran High School Host Club tank top and put her bra on.

They were given uniforms for the school they went to. Nana, being really narcissistic, thought it was because of her outfit that they changed the dress code.

Nana grabbed her bag once she was done dressing herself. She yanked the door knob, expecting it to open, but she is so retarded that she didn't know that you had to turn it first.

She skipped down the stairs which probably wasn't a good idea but she surprisingly didn't get hurt.

"Hurry up or we're gonna be late because of you." Popo snarled as she ran past to the door. "I AM THE ONE AHEAD OF YOU SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUDDY." Nana shouted as she sprinted to the bus.

All Popo had to do was walk, "Nana, literally you could've just walked. You didn't have to go lightning speed like Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior." he said as he did the 'Father, Son and the Holy Spirit' sign and then putting his hands together, representing an, 'Amen.'.

As Nana and Popo sat in their seat in the back, there were 5 more spaces left. Wow! How convenient that Ness, Lucas, Claus, Vio and Toon Link were able to sit there. Exactly 5 and what a co-winky-dink that they're all best friends.

The bus ride was slow and boring as it always is.  

Since Nana always forgets her schedule, she needs to pull it out every now and then. She shared all her classes with her friends, how lucky. Her first class was Algebra then English, Spanish, French, Sex ED (optional but she chose to go), mess hall, culinary arts, and then clubs.

Nana chose art as her club so she could draw yaoi all day.

None of the friends talked on the bus ride but always talked loudly as they entered.

They had a little bit of social time in the morning but it only lasted 20 minutes at least.

After their social hour, the bell rang as usual to dismiss them to their classes.

All 7 of them made a conga line. "Guys, let's make a conga line into class." Ness said.

So they abided, they made a conga line, with Nana making the music.

Link, their algebra teacher sighed, the group always had to make noise whenever they entered a room. "Sit down quietly, all 7 of you. " he ordered. As Link got further into the lesson, the more Ness and Friends continued to laugh, talk, dare each other, and make fun of people.