A/n: Texting AU~ Enjoy~
You: Neji~
Sent [1:12 A.M.]
You: Neji~!
Sent [1:21 A.M.]
You: NEJI HYUUGA~!
Sent [1:30 A.M.]
Neji: Fucking Hell (Y/n), what could you possibly want at 1 in the morning?
Sent [1:31 A.M]
You: I have a question.
Sent [1:33 A.M.]
Neji: This couldn't have waited until, oh I don't know, WHEN I'M ACTUALLY AWAKE?!
Sent [1:35 A.M.]
You: Nope.
Sent [1:35 A.M.]
You: Who would win in a fight?
Sent [1:36 A.M.]
Neji: No, I'm not doing this.
Sent [1:38 A.M.]
You: But you have to or I'll spam your phone~ :)
Sent [1:38 A.M.]
Neji: Why are you like this?
Sent [1:40 A.M.]
You: Because you love me~ Now, who would win in a fight? Me or a bear?
Sent [1:44 A.M.]
Neji: Bear.
Sent [1:44 A.M.]
You: Me or a shark?
Sent [1:48 A.M.]
Neji: Shark.
Sent [1:50 A.M.]
You: Me or a Tiger?
Sent [1:52 A.M.]
Neji: PICK SMALLER ANIMALS DAMN IT.
Sent [1:56 A.M.]
You: Why~?
Sent [1:59 A.M.]
Neji: Because every animal, you just named, can and will eat you.
Sent [2:00 A.M.]
Neji: Why am I even having this conversation? Go to bed.
Sent [2:02 A.M.]
You: But I'm not even tired~ :(
Sent [2:03 A.M.]
Neji: But I am. Goodnight.
Sent [2:05 A.M.]
You: Noooooo~ Neji, you have to ask too~
Sent [2:06 A.M.]
Neji: Wtf? Why?
Sent [2:06 A.M.]
You: Because it's more fun that way~ :D
Sent [2:08 A.M.]
Neji: Ugh, I'm not doing this. Go to bed.
Sent [2:10 A.M.]
You: C'mon~ D': Just one question and I'll leave you alone.
Sent [2:11 A.M.]
You: Neji?
Sent [2:15 A.M.]
You: Neji~!
Sent [2:17 A.M.]
Neji: Stop that, I was thinking of one.
Sent [2:18 A.M.]
You: Yay~ :D <3
Sent [2:17 A.M.]
Neji: Ok, I got one.
Sent [2:20 A.M.]
Neji: Who would win in a fight of dominance?
Sent [2:21 A.M.]
You: Oooh~
Sent [2:21 A.M.]
Neji: My tongue or your tongue?
Sent [2:22 A.M.]
You: Your tongue or my tongue? The fuck does that mean?
Sent [2:24 A.M.]
You: Neji I don't get it.
Sent [2:25 A.M.]
You: WAIT! NEJI?!?
Sent [2:27 A.M.]
You: NEJI DON'T IGNORE ME AFTER ASKING THAT!
Sent [2:31 A.M.]
You: ANSWER ME YOU USELESS TRASH!!!
Sent [2:36 A.M.]
A/N: I have no idea what I was trying to accomplish here. I'm literally sitting in class, bored as fuck. Anyways, please feel free to let me know what you want to see next. Hope you enjoyed this~
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*Neji X Reader One-shots*
FanfictionSeries of Neji X Reader since there doesn't seem to be a lot and he deserves some love~ If you have a request for a one-shot, you can leave it in the comments or send me a message. Cover image is not mine.
