Things my trainer has said to me
"Stretch into that heel!"
"Try that again."
"Lower your hands!"
"This time try it with no stirrups!"
"Watch those hands!"
"Bend your elbows more."
"Sit up!"
"Hands!"
"Heels down!"
"Post that cavaletti."
"Wrong lead!"
"Sit the trot now."
"Sit back while you kick her into the canter."
"Relax, you're doing fine."
"Good job."
"What was THAT?"
"Watch that heel."
"Haanndds!"
"Get that stirrup back!"
"Come on!"
*clicking and clapping*
"Shorten your reins and try the low doubles again."
"Sit back!"
"Check your diagonal!"
"Kick her some more."
"She's just being lazy!"
"Come get a crop!"
"HANDS."
"Loosen your reins."
"Try the crosses again."
"Change direction!"
"Get her goin!"
"Okay, take back your stirrups."
"You look good on her!"
"Water break!"
"Reset that jump-come on, you almost had it!"
"Try it in a canter this time."
"Bareback lesson today."
"Can you feed the chickens before you get her out?"
"Two laps in a left lead canter."
"Do you need a crop?"
"Nice breeches!"
"Cool her off and head back to the crossties."
"Hold on, her boot fell off!"
"You need to get yourself some chaps, girl!"
"Did you lose your helmet again?"
"Watch for trees!"
"Control!"
"Speed her up!"
"Stretch into that two point!"
"PUT YOUR HANDS DOWNNN"
"Good."
"Need a water break?"
"Woah."
"You can do better than that!"
"Squeeze and kiss, squeeze and kiss!"
"Great job."
