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OMG XD

I woke up in my mansion, all sad like. Cuz I have a nice mansion and stuff. Like, so much stuff.

My big ass room was filled with the sound of my sigh. My sigh, which came out of my mouth hole, that happened due to the fact that my house was empty.

Dammit, why couldn't my parents stay home with me and give me emotional support instead of going to work to earn money to live in this economy?

I swung my legs over the side of my big ass bed, damn, it was huge. Once I put on my fuzzy bunny slippers I trudged sadly to my bathroom, which had a bathtub and a shower. Man, my life is just so sad.

I took a good look at myself in the mirror, my dark brown hair with blue and red highlights (I got them a while ago because I'm just so random XD) looked greasy af.

I brushed my teeth with my gold plated toothbrush as I filled my bathtub with water imported from the artic circle.

Once it was filled the fuck up I dumped a shit ton of bubble bath in that bitch.

I took off my PJs (omfg I can't believe I forgot to say what I was wearing Iwasntnakedthewholetime! I promise! My PJs were just a t-shirt of my favorite metal band, Twenty One Pilots, and some shorts to show off my smexy legs even though I'm underage but whatever Xddd,) and hopped in that bitch.

Man, my life was so hard. I really wished that something exciting would happen.

To ensure that something did happen I repeated it out loud.

"Man, I wish something COOL would happen!" It echoed through my empty ass mansion.

"Hmm." I glared at no one in particular as nothing happened.

"Welp, it was worth a try," I muttered, puffing my cheeks out childishly. (the cheeks on my face u perverts!!!+$+&)$)#)#-!"!;'!)

So I chilled out for the rest of the day and went back to sleep.

Sigh . . .

My life is so hard~~~