Chapter 1
Spawn time
What my mom used to always say before I spawned in. she said in the beginin' Notch created the heavens and the earth.
And I believe that Notch is the creator of every thing as my mom always says in the beginin' wait I already said that.
Well, when I spawned in I was so ready, when I felt something moving me I look and see a 5000000 minecraft year old man (5 in real life) moving me with a controller man I wanna break out of that but it's against the rules.
But what I do is sprint! I feel some sparks and the man disappears.
Then I see the man come in and I see a controller! I know exactly what to do.
That's right I pick up the remote and make him jump in a lava pool (which is very hard cus I have block hands!
Then I see a pig. I think 'it would be nice if I had a saddle' and then I see. He has a saddle on! so I jump on and ride him saying "Save a horse, ride a piggay"
'I should probs find shelter' so the pigster and I wander through the desert and we see a temple. Score!
We go inside and get our beds out. Next I place the two beds and we have some lamb chops(don't they'll the pig, but it was actually pork(:)
