Do you want a smart one, a pretty one, or a super duper nice one? Well, I have been fortunate enough to get one with all of those qualities. Plus many more!!!
I found one at a local garage sale. And I found the accessories at the thrift shop. You don't have to look very hard to find one. Its finding the perfect one that is hard.
If you want a smart Kira, then go to your local book store, library, or computer lab! Smart people, (aka, NERDS!) , tend to group together in smart people places. This is my smart Kira's favorite place to go on a late Thursday afternoon. If you are a guy that wants to take a smart Kira on a date, then I have a pickup line that she would love. Are you a library book? Cause I would check you out! *winkwink*
If you want a pretty one, you can get one at your local Goodwill. Not really. Just kidding. Walmart is a better source. I found another Kira in a big Ole' pile a poo at the horsie fair grounds. I hosed her down and saw the light from heaven come down unto her.
If you want a nice Kira, or if the other Kira are not for you, then I can help you out! Nice Kira's tend to hang out at charity's and the humane society, helping out the peoples who work there and petting the kitties and puppies. I found another Kira on the streets living in a refrigerator box with 38 cats and a puppy. I hooked up the box to the back of my bike with a rope and pulled it to my house.
As you can see, there are many types of Kiras's that populate our world. And they can be found in many different places. My latest Kira is at my school! She is in many of my classes.
My Kira would not like me to reveal her information to my people. So I will drop you hints to her identity. Her last name starts with a...Puh...Kuh...Daaaa? Ah! Pee! That's what it ends with. I mean starts with. I mean-Ugh!
Ya know what? Never mind. I don't like to strain my brain. Hahahaha!!! That rhymes! I'm good at rhyming. I'll do a rhyme for you: I came here to pop and stink, but all I do is sit and think.
Well, that's all I have for now! Not for this guide though. There are still many, many steps to finding your ideal Kira.
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The Average Persons Guide To Finding The Perfect Kira In Your Life.
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