Total Drama All Stars: Wawanakwa's Revenge

Episode 1, Part 1: Welcome to All Stars

CHRIS: Yo Yo Yo! Welcome to Total Drama All Stars: Wawanakwa's Revenge! I'm your dashing host, and this is going to be the best season you could hope for. I'm bringing in 14 All Stars from past seasons. Who they are? Well, let's just say you haven't forget about them. The rules this year are a bit different, and the challenges will be more insane! You will find out the rules as soon as-

* Chef pulls up in a boat with Mike and Zoey in it *

CHEF: You 2, lovebirds get outta my boat!

ZOEY: Um......Chef the boat isn't at the dock. Your about 5 feet away from it.

MIKE: Would you mind driving up towards it? Please?

CHEF: Your going to get out, or I'm going to throw you out. Your choice.

MIKE: Are you threatening me and my girlfriend? Just so you know I can-

* Chef pushes Mike out of the boat *

CHEF: I don't have time to deal with you smart mouthin me. Red head do you want to get out, or will I have to push you out like your obnoxious boyfriend?

* Confessional *

MIKE: He's calling me obnoxious?! He can't even cook. And don't get me started on his pearly white apron.

* Confessional Ends *

ZOEY: Um, it's ok I can get out myself thanks.

* Jumps out of boat *

CHEF: At least you have some sense.

CHRIS: Well hello Mike and Zoey. Swim up to the deck will ya?!

* Mike and Zoey swim up to the deck *

ZOEY: Um, do you have any towels? Your psycho chef just threw us into the flipping ocean.

CHRIS: I have towels, but I need them for after I get out of the hot tub. Duh!

* Confessional *

ZOEY: I can't believe I signed up for another season of this lame TV show. Ugh! I have to deal with a whole season of this cheap host, and annoying Chef. I better win the million. Uh, I mean if that's ok with everyone.

* Confessional Ends *

CHRIS: Looks who's pulling up now!

* Chef comes with Lightning and Jo *

JO: Ugh! I told you Jockstrap I'm going to win, and to do that I can't date you. OK?!

* Confessional *

JO: No duh I want to date him. But what's better: a million bucks, or having a boyfriend? I think we all know the answer to that one.

* Confessional Ends *

LIGHTNING: You know you want all this! So stop lying to yourself!! Sha- Lightning knows all!

JO: What are you, a psychic? Serously.

* Chef pushes Lightning and Jo out of the boat *

CHEF: Stop wasting my time! Ugh, I don't get paid enough for this.

LIGHTNING: Now look what you did! Because you won't date me he dumped us of the boat!

JO: Oh I can't believe your bringing that up, AGAIN!

* Confessional *

LIGHTNING: Why won't she date me? I mean, look at me!

* Confessional Ends *