for every deeg lover out there, this one's for you
It's been two months. Two months since I met the most arrogant and fustrating man that has ever had the courage to enter my life. Yet, this man also captured my heart, ripped it apart and sent it to me in the post. He knew everything about me, but the truth was, I knew nothing about him.
I am Joel. Joel Pointsofie. I am 19, and as you may have read, I am mad. So I have began to document my life, and by doing so I guess I should tell you about my past. Don't worry, I will try and make it as interesting as I can.
So, where do I start. I guess I should begin and tell you that I was born in a small town in Portsmouth which is located right by the ocean, which is lucky because it provides a perfect spot for people to drown themselves. Not that any have, yet. A beautiful woman called Cathy gave me life, I commonly refer to her as mother. Anyway, years past and I had already mastered how to walk and all of that fabulous stuff, which is shocking because my mother had always said I had been slow to pick things up. Human kind should thank me because I picked up talking very easily and I get to enlighten all of you precious beings with my words of wisdom. Moving on to my first day of school. I had gone to a small and quiet school in the center of my town, which probably held no more than 40 children. That was where I met him. Harry Styles.
Now, if you're within the age of 9 - 16, you're probably jumping in your seat right now chanting his name and doing some kind of weird slobber drool because you're thinking of a heart swept prince charming who everybody adores. Not me. I don't adore him like you. I may not know an awful lot about him, but I've seen a side to Mr. Styles that you will never see with your own eyes. Which is why I'm going to tell you. That's right ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to be revealing Harry Styles, the real man that is somewhat gasping to get out from his blackened soul which is concealed by the fame. So maybe you ought to stick around, and we might have some fun.
