This was a one shot that I wrote two years ago. Please don't say anything bad about it! XD
I don't own L4D or the characters!!!
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"What the hell are you doing?" A conman, who looked like he was in his 30's, asked the younger male once he had entered the kitchen. He couldn't help but snicker at the way the young man was practically making a fool of himself.
The young man, who looked about 20, was too concentrated to take a glance at the older male. "Ah'm busy, Nick. Ah'll talk later." He responded with a southern accent. He looked like he was dancing around the kitchen like a monkey after eating a buffet of bananas.
"Doing what? Embarrassing yourself in front of the whole neighborhood?" The so-called Nick asked, seeing the window open for the public to see the wild show happening.
The young man stopped and turned to Nick. "No!" He replied before swishing his hand in the air. His teeth gritted as he looked up at the ceiling. "Damn fly!" He shouted as he pointed up at the ceiling. "You win this round!"
Nick just stared at him with a puzzled expression on his face, then finally looked up to see a small black dot on the ceiling. He then started laughing at what had happened.
The young man then turned a light red before looking straight at the con man. "What's so funny, Nick? Ah'm bein' a doof?"
Nick slowly stopped laughing when he looked at him. "Of course not Ellis."
Ellis let out a huff of breath before asking, "Then what's so funny?"
Nick just shook his head. "Why are you trying to swat a fly with your hands?"
Ellis let out a bit of a sigh before responding, "'Cause Ah couldn' find tha fly swatter."
Nick chuckled a bit.
Ellis didn't seem so happy. He tirned away from the conman with his hat down over his eyes. "Admit it, Ah AM bein' a doof."
Nick set his hand down on the boy's shoulder. "No, you're not." He let a slight smirk tug at his lips. "You're MY doof."
Ellis took a quick glance over his shoulder at the emerald eyes looking into his own. "An' how's THAT s'pose ta make me feel better?"
Nick pulled Ellis into an embrace before planting his lips to the mechanic's. "Because I love you, no matter what you do." He said as he looked into Ellis's light blue eyes.
Ellis felt a light grin on his face as he wrapped his arms around the Conman's neck. "Ah love you too, Nick."
Silence came by before Ellis could ask, "D'we have a fly swatter anywhere?"
Nick pulled away as he held back a laugh. "Nope."
"Damn..."
