That gay ass looking skeleton that you going to be ship with is a fucking short potato sack, 4'1. Ok? Ok cool
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-----------------------------------------------------------You were walking home after a long night of fighting with your now current ex-lover. They were telling you that 'You can't date skeletons' and ' necrophilia is a FUCKING CRIME'. You didn't care of course. While you were harshly stomping, you notice something in the woods that just so happens to be near the side walk. You walked into the forest LIKE A FUCKING REBEL and saw something that caught you off guard. You saw a...a...a fucKING PORTAL OPENING! " what the fucking fuck is this fuckery?!?" You said out load. You decided to step in cause, ya know, 'reasons'. When you stepped in, everything was white. But in the distance, you saw a green figure. You walked closer, not knowing what else to do. You're about maybe 3 yards from who ever this is. "Hey" you called bluntly, you saw this made the figure turn their head out of fear. Your eyes widened at what you saw, it was a skeleton. A very small and cute one to be more specific. They were sitting down, their legs slightly to the side. Their face had wide eyes accompanied by freckle-like spots scattered on their face. "Wh.....how...h-HOW DID YOU GET H-H-HERE?!?" You heard them shriek. "Kid I dunno I just walked into a portal thing and I ended up here" you answered back calmly. "But you on the other hand-" you walked over to them and sat beside them. You then wrapped your arm around their neck, yanking them towards yourself. You saw this made them gasp in surprise. "You, are just a Lil cutie huh?" You coed, tracing their jaw line with your index finger. "A-are you f-f-flirting w-with me?" They ask in shock and confusion. "I thought that was very noticeable" you pureed were their ear would be. You felt them shiver. "B-But you just m-m-meet one another!" You heard them snap back. "And your point is?" You ask coldly, lifting their chin with your index finger, forcing them to look at you.
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"EEWW ANOTHER UNDERTALE OC!!""This gave me cancer, reply if you agree lmao!!!"
"People like you ruin the undertale fandom!"
"Fucken' gross"
yes yes ik I'm cancerous, but what else am I going to do? Go to church and be a well-behaved grandchild?? Yeeeaaaaaaaa-nooo I'm not doing that. I am going to be cancerous, be a undertale fan because I'm sick in the head.
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One shot shit with my oc's
Fantasymost of these are like really fucking gay and shit