The Leotard

GIVE ME MY LEOTARD

"Oh Zacharie Zacharie, where thou arth thou Zacharie. With skin cream white and a butthol so tight, where could thou Zacharie be?" The batter pondered in the dim corner of the factory he found himself dazed in. The place was not foreign to him however, he has practically memorized the space by heart, the aura of anguish nipping at his mind, the bleak smell of saturated carpet intertwined with oblivion and lethe, and most notably the walls plastered with thin dusky cracks scaring every inch of freedom away from it's stance. He hadn't seen Zacharie in going on 3 days- though to him it seemed like centuries. Every moment he was in his distance an involuntary grin would peek out from his expected drab expression and would follow a tint of rose from ear to ear. (Oooooooooo KINKY, this started out as a blatant joke and now i'm putting in effort pls send help) when rain bat down on his cap of sandal, his heart shun through his clothes (GeT IT?!?!?!?jrugerg.) THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN-

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"Z-Zacharie?!"

_Zachire makes a grand entrance, trailing in from the ceiling attached to two hot pink wired cables. His attire consists of a glittering pink leotard and a flag from his butt that reads 'Battarie 4 Life'

"Hello Batter-kun <3 <3"

"Zacharie please don't tell me you're being this kinky because we're in a fanfic AU where we're shipped together again."

"Yes~"

"Ohno"

Zacharie's cable breaks presumably leading a rumbling 'thud' throughout the carpet the Batter once pondered over.

"Ow--. ANYWAYS, wanna smassssssh?"

"Zacharie unless you have a double A battery I told you I am gettin' no where near those fursacks."

"Awh that was just uncalled for. C'MON! I've been watching a lot of hentai lately~" Zacharie said, you couldn't make out his facial expression however, because his head was cloaked in a Donald trump mask.

"Fine. This better not end as a shitty pixel art themed erotica however. ESPECIALLY not in 2008."

NEWS FLASH, it did.

THE END