one day Brandon the elf on the shelf was on high amounts of crack, as usual. so when he was talking nonsense he mentioned the name niguel and it was like a dream come tru. Hahahahahaha. Then we had a bright idea. And as in we I mean mackinaw and pancreas aka us. so when we were walking in da halway, we saw a kidachur and we named him niguel after screamin and harassing him repeatedly. he hates us but that's ok. one time I got a slucci from ms. staky and I gave it to him and he drank it all up. When I asked him if it was gud he said "shut the fick up you dumb hoe" we all were in shock at the way niguel acted that day. We never saw that monstrosity of a side of him. One day I don't remember why but kot came into da room wit news about niguel and nigel and how the tried to kermit sewerside by jumping off the back of the bleachers. we were in awe at how dumb he was. Then he came in the schoo with a coo haircuts but it made his head look like a box. After all that we laid off on the harassing and he got too used to it. This has to stop. So since we have 3 days left we are going to harass the life out of him and puffy hed..... stay tired
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