Three unicorn brothers named Steve, Úni, and Bob were taking a hike thru a forest when suddenly they came to a bridge. The eldest brother said he had heard about this bridge before and that there was a big, scary, and mean ogar beneath it that are you if you disturbed his slumber then he would EAT YOU! Steve herd that from his buddy named Billy. So the three brothers took a different path that led them back home where they rented a movie from RedBox and ordered pizza from Rafertys and ate it all with no leftovers. In the morning, Bob slept in, Úni did housework, and Steve did the yard work. Finally, when Bob woke up he had some breakfast and lounged around his home. Steve went and bought some mashed up turnips and cabbage for the fertilizer. When he got back and finished the yard work he asked his brothers if they wanted to go on a walk. Of course,-not thinking of the day before- they said yes and walked the same path as the day before. Yesterday, the ogar was sleeping and bearly noticed the unicorns, but this time he was wide awake. When the unicorns got to the bridge, the ogar jumped up atop of it and roared with the ugliest face you could imagine with pimples and miles opon miles of moles and big freckles. The unicorns were frozen with fear all except Bob. When the ogar yelled "what is your names????!!!!" Bob replied calmly and quickly "Steve is that one right there" pointing at Steve. " He is Úni and I am Bob...And the correct way to say it is ' What ARE your names?' " replies Bob easily. Suddenly, the ogar reaches up to its ugly face and tears off the moles and pimples like it was a mask. And she says "you wanna grab a bite to eat or some coffee sometime?" and Bob says " No it is 'DO you WANT TO get a bite to eat or coffee sometime..... And that would be awesome" and so Bob and Ogaretta lived happily Ever
After (or so they thought!!!)
