"So,how do you use it?"said Dipper,cross eyed at the phone.
Mabel rolled his eyes and said,
"Go to the app store."
Dipper stood up.
"Where are you going?"asked Mabel.
Pacifica giggled.
"What are you waiting for? We're going to the app store! Dress up."said Dipper.
Pacifica smiled and covered her mouth from laughing.
Mabel sighed and said,
"The app store is an application in your phone!"
Dipper raised his pointy finger and sat down.
"First mistake I've ever made."he muttered.
"Not really."said Pacifica,"Your first mistake was when you went to the girl's bathroom."
Gideon and Mabel started laughing.
Dipper sighed and stood up.
"Where are you going?"asked Mabel.
"Let's continue this session later."muttered Dipper.
When he left, Mabel said,
"He went to the girl's bathroom for real?"
Pacifica nodded.
The three cracked up.
"He's unbelievable."said Gideon.
Pacifica went to her room and dug through Dipper's drawers.
Pacifica found a book and said,
"I never knew Dipper had a diary."
Before Pacifica opened the diary, Dipper appeared and snatched the book from her.
"This is not a diary."he said.
Pacifica laughed and said,
"DIPPER'S GOT A DIARY!!!!"
"It's not a diary."
Pacifica rolled in the floor laughing.
"Shut up please."said Dipper.
"Is this the only time you're saying please?"asked Pacifica.
"Just don't touch my dia---journal. Don't touch it."said Dipper,clutching the book tightly.
Pacifica reached for it but she and Dipper fell face to face. Thei faces were two inches away from each other.
"Get off me!"cried Dipper.
Pacifica grabbed the book and ran away from him.
Dipper snapped his fingers and he appeared in front of Pacifica.
Dipper grabbed the book and said,
"Don't do that again."
Pacifca groaned and said ,
"I just want a little fun....KJ much?"
"What's KJ?"asked Dipper.
"Kill Joy. Never heard of it?"asked Pacifica, raising an eyebrow.
"Nope."
"Please get out of the room."said Pacifica,putting her hands together.
Dipper vanished.
"I need to get the guy a girlfriend."muttered Pacifica.
She went to town and looked for a girl. She found a red haired girl .
"Hi my name is Pacifica. "Pacifica said.
"Beatrice."smiled the girl.
They walked in the park.
Pacifica talked about Dipper.
"Dipper Gleeful? I'm a BIG fan."said Beatrice.
Perfect!,thought Pacifica.
"How about I set you up in a date with him in one week?"asked Pacifica,"In Gourmet?"
"REALLY?!"said Beatrice,squeling.
" What's your last name?"asked Pacifica.
"Corduroy."
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What do you want?!-Rev Dipcifica
FanfictionDipper Gleeful and Pacifica Southeast never quite got along. Dipper Gleeful has always wanted a normal life but that could never happen because of a stupid mistake he has made in the past. Pacifica Southeast just wants to take the ennui and depress...
