Freddie Mercury + Freddie Mercury
freddie(romeo): oh no i am so so sad my lover does not love me. *cries in Japanese*
freddie(benvolio): cry not my brotha from anotha mother, i know what to do!
freddie(romeo): oh tell me! i must know!
freddie(benvolio): theres this hot chick called freddie mercury going to this hip poppin party. id smash
freddie(romeo): say no more. if theres smashin, im there
*at the hip poppin party*
freddie(paris): u want sum fuk?
freddie(juliet): no u fat cunt go find someone else
freddie(paris): okay by
freddie(romeo):*sees freddie* dam she thicc. she so diggity good lookin i wanna smash
freddie(juliet): *sees freddie lookin at her* id fuck it *shrug*
freddie(romeo): hello there beautiful lady, want to dance
freddie(juliet): yes! i will be doin me one hell ova whip and dab
*they dab to the final countdown*
freddie(juliet): that was lit freddie, wanna make out
freddie(romeo): yes but make it quick, my uber is coming in 5 minutes
*they make out*
*freddie leaves in his uber*
*later that night*
Freddie(romeo): *beneth balcony* oh freddie, where art thou freddie Mercury?
freddie(juliet): i am here my love!
freddie(romeo): juliet u hot, wanna marry?
freddie(juliet): yee, tommorrow
freddie(romeo): ok send that fat old nurse to tell me
freddie(juliet): k, now fuk me freddie, i want you to do me so hard I spontaneously combust from to much aids
freddie(romeo): no problamo babe. i brought the aids flavor condoms and a pack of viagra
freddie(juliet): cum fo me daddy
*next day at the church*
Freddie(romeo): ay yo friar, u gotta marry me to thjs hot chick, she banging
freddie(frair): okay lol
freddie(romeo): o look its the fat nurse
freddie( nurse): freddie! freddie wants to marry you
freddie(romeo): of course she does, who wouldnt. tell her to come here now
freddie(nurse): okay brb
*freddie and freddie in the church*
freddie(frair): say your vows
freddie(juliet): freddie, i just met u but u hot and you fuked me good. i like your dab
freddie(romeo): thanks i kno, u pretty hot too though
freddie(frair): u can kiss now
*they fuck and knock over the wedding cake*
*later, in town*
freddie(tybalt): fight me
freddie(mercutio): okay
*they fight*
freddie (romeo): no stop, Freddie i fuked your cousin
freddie(tybalt): *kills Freddie* you wat! with out me?
freddie(romeo): im sorry, it was an accident
freddie(tybalt): u better make up for what youve done
freddie(romeo): oh baby i will
*they make out*
*freddie fuks freddie with a street lamp and has three way with freddies dead body*
*freddie dies*
freddie(romeo): o no he dead! woops i did an opsie, to much viagra
freddie(prince): not again... get outta here, u banend
freddie(romeo): oh no
*back in the church*
freddie(romeo): i dun goofed
freddie(frair): u sure did, go live outside, ill facetime u when i fix this
*freddies room*
freddie(juliet): *cries*
freddie(juliets mom): u bitch, u gonna marry paris
freddie(juliet): no mom, i hate you
freddie(juliet dad): u better fuckin marry him or ill kill you
Freddie(juliet): okay fine
*at the church*
freddie(juliet): Freddie you gotta help me
freddie(friar): take this and drink it, its roofies
freddie(juliet): k bye
*at the place romeo is staying*
freddie(romeo): someone is callling me! *answers facetime*
freddie(forgot): freddie, Freddie is dead!
freddie(romeo): noooooooo i must see her
*at freddies grave*
freddie(paris): *cries in german* i just wanted sum fuk
freddie(romeo): shes mine! i fuked her first!
freddie(paris): thats what you think!
freddie(romeo): ill fuck you if you dont shut up
freddie(paris): *whispers* i love you
freddie(romeo): i love you too
*intense makeout sesion*
freddie(juliet): freddie! what are you doing
freddie(romeo) and freddie(paris): Freddie!
freddie(paris): i-i love you both
freddie(romeo) and freddie(juliet): same *gasp*
freddies: lets fuck
they went on to be a triplet. they eventually died from aids 2 years later, they died together. at there funeral benvolio danced to another one bites the dust and bring me to life. they were burried in the same coffin. benvolio is a whore
THE END
