A few days later,Pacifica entered Dipper's new room.
"Dipper,get ready for your date with Beatrice!"said Pacifica,shaking Dipper.
Dipper stared at her and said,
"I am not going."
Pacific groaned.
What's your problem?
Pacifica said,
"If you go to that date,I'm letting you go back to the room."
"You can keep it."said a tired Dipper lying in bed.
"Dipstick!!!!! Beatrice is WAITING!"cried Pacifica frustratedly.
Dipper said,"No"
Before Pacifica coula grab his arm, Dipper teleported behind her.
"I am not going."said Dipper,annoyed.
He did not know this Beatrice and he did not want to fall in love with her.
Pacifica sighed and said,
"Do it....for me. Please"
Dipper and Pacifica stared at each other.
Pacifica held out her hand.
"Fine,I'm going"said Dipper,getting his coat.
Pacifica squeled and said,
"You're the BEST,DIPSTICK!!"
An hour later....
"So what do you do for fun?"asked Beatrice.
Dipper,who sat across Beatrice,drank his juice and said,
"I.......stay at home."
Beatrice raised an eyebrow and said,
"Are you really not going to talk?"
Dipper looked at her and said,
"Ummmmm....."
Beatrice sighed and said,
"Do you even like me?!"
Dipper froze and said with a shot of nervousness,
"As a friend."
Beatrice frowned and stared at him,saying,
"Do you like someone?"
Dipper colored and continued drinking his juice.
Beatrice put her hands in her cheeks.
"I like........someone else."said Dipper.
"Are you gay?"said an annoyed Beatrice.
Dipper turned red and said,
"WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT?!"
Beatrice.looked surprised and sat on the edge of her seat.
Dipper angrily went to the restroom and teleported back at the mansion.
"Dipper,what are you doing here?!"asked Mabel.
Pacifica came and saw Dipper. She folded her arms.
"Is the date over?"cried Pacifica angrily.
"No....."Dipper said
Pacifica fumed and said,
"You left her?"
Dipper nodded slowly. Gideon came carrying a box of pizza.
Pacifica shouted at him,
"How COULD YOU DO THAT?!"
"SHE SAID THAT I WAS GAY."
"BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE HER!!!!!"
"I DON'T LIKE HER!"
"WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! EVERY GIRL HERE IN GRAVITY FALLS HAS A CRUSH ON YOU AND STILL YOU'RE SINGLE WHY'S THAT?!ME , I DON'T HAVE ANY BOYFRIEND AND YOU CHOSE TO THAT!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE!WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME POWERS? WHY NOT A BOYFRIEND?!"
"YOU HAVE ONE!"
"WHERE?!"
"HE'S RIGHT HERE!!!!"
Pacifica looked around and said,
"I DON'T SEE ANY."
"HE'S STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU."
Dipper pointed at himself.
The two colored.
The both froze and both of them ran to separate rooms.
Gideon sighed,eating pizza.
"I guess I'm the third wheel."he muttered and he looked at Mabel and sighed.
"Ugh. Maybe not."
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What do you want?!-Rev Dipcifica
FanficDipper Gleeful and Pacifica Southeast never quite got along. Dipper Gleeful has always wanted a normal life but that could never happen because of a stupid mistake he has made in the past. Pacifica Southeast just wants to take the ennui and depress...
