Phan one shot

Fanfiction

Phil was sitting in his bed and then he got bored so he went downstairs to get some leftover Chinese food from last night. Which is weird because he always finishes his Chinese food but he probably felt fat that day so yeah. Then when phil played Mario kart with him self he heard Dan yell for him.

"Philllllll come here you dirty slut!"

Oh no he was reading fan fiction again. So then he went in his room and he was on his laptop completely naked and said,

"Phil I was reading fan fiction and now im hornyyyyy."

And so they had some really hard core sex and Dan's ears fell off.