What do you want?!-Rev Dipcifica

Lovesick

Dipper and Pacifica went back to the mansion.

"WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH?!"cried Pacifica.

Dipper turned red and said,
"I don't want to tell you."

"WHY NOT?!"

"I don't wanna....."

Pacifica hit him and said,
"WITH A GUY?! "

Dipper sighed and said,
"For the last time.....no."

"YOU'RE IN DENIAL."

"I'm straight."

Pacifica just said,
"I'm tired. Me. You. Talk about this tomorrow."

Pacifica went to her room.
So did Dipper.

Darren came in and said,
"You're here."

Dipper nodded ,staring at the wall.

"Srsly, are you gay?"asked Darren,"If you are,I could leave this room."

Dipper put his face on the pillow.

"You got busted?"said Darren,drinking juice.

Dipper said,
"Yes.."

"Cool."

Dipper faced him and said,
"How is this cool?!"

Darren shrugged.

"By the way,your sister is hot."he said without any emotion. He continued sipping his juice.

Dipper stared at him and said,
"Good luck."

"Huh?"

"Good luck on getting her."

Darren said,
"I'm going to sleep."

Gideon entered and said,
"You guys better not snore."

The next day.....

Pacifica took her coat and walked to town.

She looked for Beatrice and found her sitting sadly in a bench.

"None of the guys like me. "she said sadly.

"Beatrice!!"cried Pacifica,running to her.

Beatrice looked at her and gave her a sad smile.

"I'm sorry about Dipper. He's just rude."

Beatrice nodded.

"I don't have a boyfriend too you know."smiled Pacifica.

Beatrice looked surprised and said,
"How?! You're gorgeous!"

"Well no boy had the gut to like me yet."

"I think Dipper likes you."sad Beatrice.

Pacifica shook her head and said,
"He just acts weirdly."

Beatrice and Pacifica chatted there for a while.

Dipper woke up from an alarm clock.

Both Gideon and Darren were gone.
"WHO SET THE ALARM."cried Dipper banging the alarm clock.

Darren appeared and said,
"Wake up. It's 11:30."

Dipper looked at his watch and hurriedly went out of his bed.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?"said Dipper fixing his hair.

"The real question is why are you deaf?"asked Darren. He walked out .

Dipper colored and went to the bathroom.

While he bathed,someone knocked on the door.

"Dipper?"

Pacifica.

Dipper shouted,
"I'M IN THE BATHROOM!"

"WHAT?YOU'RE IN ASYLUM?"

"BATHROOM!"

"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE BEDROOM."

Dipper sighed and took his towel dress(still doesn't know the word)

He opened the door and found Pacifica staring at him.

"I said bathroom. "he said.

Pacifica nodded slowly and closed the door.

When Dipper faced back,Darren stood there.

Dipper screamed.

"DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"cried Dipper.

Darren smirked and said,
"I can do what I like."

And he vanished.

"These peeps are weird."muttered Dipper.