O no I took a pill.

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Jeremy being the ignorant swine of the earth he is! Decided to take a computer pill, thing, called a Squip, that stands for something that I'm to lazy to write, not even write to lazy to type. Because Rich, MY SMOL BBY CHILD THAT NEEDS A HUG, convinced him to get a SQUIP, so he did.

Fast foward a few days, Michael Mell, my other smol bby child, and Jeremy went to payless to get the squip for less. Less money that is. Because it's payless.

So Jeremy takes the pill and Michael's like "Oh well, it didn't work. I'm going to go get mountain dew red." so he did. And Jeremy is all bummed out, then he sees Christine, with Jake.
So Jeremy being a genius decided. "Yeah it's a good idea to talk to people right after I took drugs."
tooooottttallly.
So Jeremy's like, "Oh hello fellow hoomans I did not just take drugs,"
Then the squip is like "QUIT TRYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHEN YOU AREN'T COOL."

Jeremy freaks out so Jake says, "DUUUUUDE, the freaks freaking out!"
Jeremy's like "Naaww, I'm fine."
PSSSSSSSHHHHH LIES.

I'm going to die of sleep deprivation.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 20, 2017 ⏰

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