Oh My Jebus, Kill Meh.

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Tsk. What bad did I do to get to sit next to the most annoying, most ignorant, and most stubborn guy I have ever met on Earth! Please tell me God. What did I do to deserve this?

(Trust me, the other guy thinks the same way. At least you both have something in common. *Wipes away sweat* It's so tense in here, I swear!)

You put on your headphones and began to ignore pig-head. After you actually put the guy in a choke hold and tried to make him say sorry, the security had to board the plane and pull you off of him. Well, (F/N) tried to attempt to pull you off of him, but it did not work. At all. Then one of the flight attendants had to threaten you that if you or the guy did not cooperate, that you would have to exit the plane and board another one. You straightened up real quick, I tell you that.

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This girl is a danger to society! I almost died! What did I do? Nothing! Yet why did that lady have to threaten to kick me off the plane, Huh? 

Jimin thought to himself. After the flight attendant lady turned to leave. Jimin admired the view for a few seconds, taking his mind off of the danger....

That flight attendant lady was pretty cute, I'll have to talk to her later.

(What the hell Jimin? Are you serious? Oh! Did I mention that Jimin is a hella fuckboy? No? Oh well. Now you know...hehe. He had quite the history with most the girls in the BigHit building..)

But for now Jimin had to focus on the matter at hand! That girl. After she had sat down and put her headphones on. She was probably calm, but for how long will that last until she pounces on him like a cougar? He breathed in and sat down next to her, trying to keep as much distance as possible. He didn't want to die before performing in Korea.

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You were scrolling through your playlist when (F/N) texted you.

(F/N): GIRL GIRL GIIIRL!!! 😥😨
You: WHAT WHAT WHAT 😬😨
(F/N): YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THAT GUY. LET. HIM. GO. GIRL. 😨😖😵😱
You: WHY? HE STILL HASN'T SAID SORRY TO YOU YET! I'M ALMOST THERE TO MAKING HIM SQUEAL! 👹
(F/N): YOU SHOULD BE SAYING SORRY TO HIM! 😵 I KNOW WHO HE IS!! 😰
YOU: JUST WHO IS HE THEN? 😡

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(F/N) was just about to reply when she was interrupted by a flight attendant man.

(F/N) was just about to reply when she was interrupted by a flight attendant man

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  (Dis da guy that interrupted (F/N). Hehe)

"Excuse me ma'am. No phones active while we are taking off. I'm sorry." The man gave (F/N) a charming smile that showed off his white and straight teeth.
Best believe (F/N) put her phone up. She then smiled and had started off her conversation with the man. Thus, beginning the love story of (F/N) and the flight attendant man.
Leaving her best friend in the dark about just who that pig-head is!

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Seen.

"Aish! Well then! Just leave me clueless about who this guy is!" You whispered to yourself, not knowing about the major distraction (F/N) is facing. You yanked off your headphones and put up your phone in your bag. You crossed your arms and looked outside the small window. You sighed and felt a poke at your shoulder. You didn't want to even deal with him at the moment.
"What do you want?" You mumbled.
"You wanted to know who I am?" The guy said. His voice raspy as if he had just woke up from a nap or something.
"Did I ask you? I don't remember asking you." You just wanted to sleep. Yeah, sleeping it all off would make you feel better.
"Well sorry for trying to be nice."
"I'm not the one you should be saying sorry too, you know."
"Oh yeah, that cute girl you assume I bumped into. Um, not happening. Unless she accepts kisses and dates as saying sorry. Haha."

You blushed immediately and faced him covering your cheeks.
"You would not."
"I would."
"I will beat the crap out of you."
"You're not so bad-looking yourself. Would you also accept my kisses and date trips?" He smirked and moved his face closer to yours as he wiggled his eyebrows.
"You're a pervert!" You probably looked like a tomato by now. You closed your eyes and turned your head to the small window. The guy laughed as he leaned back into his seat and probably went back to sleep.
You also without thinking fell asleep.

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You woke up and it was dark, with some lights from different areas appearing. You needed to pee. Really REAAAAAALLY Bad! You yawned and stretched, then got up. You saw that pig-head was asleep and didn't want to awake him. So you tried so sneakily to get over him. And succeeded! You smiled to yourself and that quickly disappeared. The plane shook and you fell backwards onto the first thing that was behind you. Pig-heads' lap.

Oh my jebus, kill meh.

To Be Continued

HERRO FAMIRY~~

Hi guys, I am back! Sorry I have not been uploading. I had some major writer's block! I was also busy with life. Yeah my sister just graduated from high school and shiz so we are planning lots of things this summer. Anyways, I was thinking. What if I gave (F/N) a real name? Because I was also thinking of a short mini story about her love story with Flight Attendant Man? I was thinking the name, "Magnolia"? Is that good enough? Just comment or message me! Now it's time for me to go. I wonder what will happen next? I'll see you in the next chapter! I love you so much! Bye~~~

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