The maddening mind of Tommy Bradford

HI, My name is Tommy Bradford but you can call me tom, or om.  Yes i am the tommy who blew the roof off Jenna Girelli's house senior year cause she didn't ask to prom. She asked some guy named Ben Jonson. But i just don't get it because she had been talking to me for weeks now... But that's not why i called for you. I called for you for about 3-4 reasons. One being that i need out of this cell. Another being that the food here sucks. The last one is because i need to get out of solitaire confinement. I've benn here for about 10 years not counting the year i was put in this crackpot joint. I really need your help getting out of here. But it needs to be elaborate and flashy like how the joker got out of Arkham in Batman. We'll need some C-4 and alot of  smoke grenades. But we need names like Joker And Harley-Quin. How about Crimson and ruby. Yes Perfect. No, you don't want  to. Fine i'll tell them you're crazy too. I'll have you locked away like me. Or you could do as i say and stay safe with me? So are you in or out Ariana Eclair? Or will you stay and be an everlasting pawn in this now dangerous game of life which i know you will?