Sometimes, just sometimes, you can get away with murder.
As long as you follow these tips:
The perfect body-hiding place is in the crack of an earthquake. Nobody looks in there because it's to dangerous to get close to it.
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NEVER leave fingerprints. Always wear gloves.
Cops have a tool that can detect blood even if you clean it up. So burn any clothes or items that you get blood on. And don't let it touch you.
Always wear something to cover the bottom of your shoes. Cops can collect dirt from the crime scene and trace it from where it came from.
If you ever do get caught, act like the victim. The best way to get away with murder is to act like the victim.
Dispose of the weapon you use!!! And in a good hiding spot. Burn it if you have too.
Never tell anybody what you've done. Not even a best friend or close family member.
If a lie detector test ever comes your way, you can control your heart rate to deceive the test.
To be continued....
Sincerely yours, the one who got away with murder. C;
