Set in the late Jurassic period, two stegosauruses (Brian and Roger) set out on an adventure full of adventure, love, and adventure. This is smut so don't read it if you are super duper sensitive or if you're under the age of 8 at most. Anywhere abo...
Once upon a time there were small children called dinosaurs. They roamed happily and freely and often played together. Two dinosaurlings ran into each other during a game of hide and seek.
"Watch it, bitch!" Called out the taller of the two (his name Brian).
"B-but I'm not a girl.." said the other (dis Roger).
"Oh, haha, my bad mate. Your voice is so fuckin' high I couldn't tell."
Roger then broke down crying, ran home, and fell into a deep depression for 9 years. The dildos never saw each other again.
That is until they spontaneously joined a band at the age of 20.
***
One day at band practice, the men decided to get together and pitch in for lunch. Roger, per usual, paid with only ones. Only Brian knew what was being bought for lunch; no one else knew.
Along with Brian and Roger, they gained a bassist, John Deacon, and a vocalist, Jimi Hendrix. Together, they formed "Fish Stickz".
Eventually, no lunch came. They remembered that the same thing happened yesterday. In fact, they never saw Brian leave.
"Hey Brian, where's our lunch?" They would ask.
"UP YOURS" Brian would exclaim in response. He then would proceed to snort cocaine.
About an hour later, they had come up with lyrics to their first song. The song was called "Wonderwall". Jimi thought it was a brilliant title, while Brian disagreed and cringed at the thought of it.
"Hey Rog, come help me lift this rock!" Brian called out.
Roger walked over to help him. Brian tapped dat ass. Roger screamed.
"Br-Brian-chan," he said exasperated, "how dare you!"
"I just love that dino ass, baby. But seriously, help me lift this rock." Brian replied.
Roger began to lift the rock and Brian kissed his long, stegosaurus neck.
"-.-" said Roger.
"¯\_(ツ)_/¯" said Brian.
Eventually the rock fell over and, feeling accomplished, Brian rolled around in some nearby dirt. It was his kink, as well as Rogers.
Roger blushed and walked away, trying to hide his huge erection.
"Get over here, big boy." Brian said rather loudly. Roger was afraid someone had heard him say it, so he rushed over to quiet him down.
"Q U I E T
SHEEEEEEEEE" said Roger.
"Gimme dat phat cock bb" replied Bri.
"Fine." said Roger.
Roger carefully sat on Brian's face, and he began to get eaten out. Brian put his tongue in and out of Rog's asshole.
"You're so thicc" said Brian, "I want my member in your mouth, henny."
"Yas queen" Roger responded. He got off of Brian's face and grabbed his dick. Stroking slowly, he felt Brian shiver.
"Obey me, slave." Brian then forced his cock in his pretty stego mouth.
Brian came instantly.
"My turn, dada?" Asked Roger.
He didn't even wait for a response. He flipped Brian over and forced his erection into his tight pussy.
Roger fucked Brian vigorously without stopping.
"YABBA DABBA DOO" Roger hollered.
Coming to the peak of his climax, he came inside Brian's vag.
"ROGER!!" He exclaimed, seeming v not good.
"What is it, darling?"
"DONT YOU REMEMBER? ALL STEGOSAURUSES CAN GET PREGNANT. EVEN MALES."
"Lol piss" said Rog in reply.
***
9 Months later and Brian has given birth to a beautiful baby boy named Freddie.
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