Session 5: Disney

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Greetings fellow Disney icons! We are glad that you are participating in your first "Hunger Games Simulation." Just a heads-up, this will be our fifth experiment of this simulation, so we know what we're doing. I am the new owner of Disney. It wasn't easy getting control of this company. In short how I got here: lots of money and lots of shooting. As the new Disney owner, I decided just to kill you all off, but I thought the best way to do it is to do it literally. So here you are in a fight of the death. To help us, my assistant, "Alex", will also be supervising, but I get the final say. He said that these simulations won't make us money anymore, and I say nay. We're doing this. I promise: the winner of the HGS will have budget priority for the coming years: theme park attractions, more movies, etc. Alright, let's start killing each other!

-The Bloodbath

We will start with something called "The Bloodbath." Neat title huh? I came up with that. Suzanne took it from me unofficially. You will be standing on a podium where each one will make one giant circle. In the circle, you'll find stuff to survive or kill for. iPhones, beer, katanas, Colgate, you name it. I advise you to get your stuff in an organized fashion to be distributed easily. Unfortunately, no one listens to me and kill each other for more stuff anyways. It's like a Wal-Mart on Black Friday. Outside the circle are trees galore and the occasional animal. Which kinds? I let Alex get whatever's in the back. Could be some squirrels. Anyways, when I say go, get your stuff and get out. Or kill each other, like anyone listens to me. Don't go prematurely or I swear to God!

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Go!

Pluto and Winnie the Pooh fight for a bag. Winnie the Pooh gives up and retreats.

Mickey Mouse runs away from the Cornucopia.

Simba runs away from the Cornucopia.

Goofy runs away from the Cornucopia.

Buzz runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Nemo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Stitch runs away from the Cornucopia.

Walt Disney runs away from the Cornucopia.

Eeyore runs away from the Cornucopia.

Maleficent runs away with a lighter and some rope.

Lightning McQueen runs away from the Cornucopia.

Darth Vader runs away from the Cornucopia.

Minnie Mouse runs away from the Cornucopia.

Rapunzel runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsa grabs a shovel.

Snow White finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Evil Queen runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cinderella runs away from the Cornucopia.

Mulan runs away from the Cornucopia.

Ariel finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Owl grabs a shovel.

Tinker Bell runs away from the Cornucopia.

Donald Duck runs away from the Cornucopia.

Now that the bloodbath is out of the way, it's time to do the actual games. 24 comes in, one comes out. Don't even think about that exception of "Make love, come out together." Nah-uh. I ain't doing that. Nothing in Disney is worth shipping anymore. Unless it's from Disney XD. That I'll leave alone.

-Day 1

Mulan tries to sleep through the entire day.

Minnie Mouse overhears Elsa and Donald Duck talking in the distance.

Winnie the Pooh makes a slingshot.

Stitch fishes.

Cinderella receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Goofy, Darth Vader, and Snow White unsuccessfully ambush Ariel, Rapunzel, and Pluto, who kill them instead.

Lightning McQueen questions his sanity. Will Cars 3 be good?

Nemo collects fruit from a tree. Don't ask how a fish did it.

Eeyore receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Simba sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. Only you can prevent forest fire.

Tinker Bell questions her sanity.

Buzz shoots an arrow at Maleficent, but misses and kills Walt Disney instead. His head is intact.

Owl chases Mickey Mouse.

Evil Queen discovers a cave. She does magic stuff there.

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