Once upon an awkward time there was a gay boy Named Harry, but he wasn't really hairy because he hasn't hit puberty yet. Harry was in a gay bad too, it was called 1D. He loved Niall Horny. Harry has a boyfriend. His name is Jake From State Farm. They are love birds. Harry had a job at McDonalds, and he sometimes cheated on Jake with his boss Marty. Marty had a nasty disease that made her shit a lot. So most of the day Marty was on the toilet taking a shit. One day Harry decided it was time to ask her out. He went up to her and said "Marty will you go out with me". Marty said she already had a boyfriend name Jake From State Farm. Then Marty and Harry got in this big chick fight that lasted for hours and hours. When it ended Harry went back to the small dumpster that he lived in. He went straight through the door to the yoga room. Harry really needed to lose weight because the last time he went to the doctor he had to weigh himself he was shocked when his phone number popped up on the scale. When Harry finished yoga he went into the living room and saw Marty and Jake making out. Harry went out the door balling his eyes out. Once again Harry was lonely. A few weeks later he got a new boyfriend. His name was Barney, Barney the dinosaur to be exact. They were now love birds. One day Harry had to go into work early which was very unexpected. When he walks through the door to McDonalds he sees Jake standing there. He starts by saying he is very sorry for what he did and asks her if he will take him back he says yes. So now Harry is cheating on Barney. After that happened Harry went to Barney's house!
