In The Night Garden (My Version)

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*Captivating music activate* DING DONG DING) The night is black and the star's are bright and the sea is dark and deep MMmmMM, MMmmMM) This is a little story of little F*cks in such many way's, round and around came a little boat no bigger than your nose, out in a ocean far away from land. take a little sail down, light the little light, this is the way for the Bullshit  *Continues humming song* *Little friendly song plays* *Shit keeps going on* 

 IN THE NIGHT GARDEN.

IGGLEPIGGLE IGGLEWOT?, we are going to catch?*Random music, shit starts playing* its the Ninky Nonk, OH NO! CATCH THE NINKY NONK *Ninky Nonk starts runnin the f*ck away from you**Music goes to another background* look here a patch of little springing flower's from thier beds...came alittle sound of (SQUEK) and a (CHUCKLE) and a big (COOKERDOODLE) "oh look"  who's by the tree?

Upsey daisy : Hehehe hehehe OH UPSEY DAISY!

Narrator : OH LOOK THERE! ITS UPSEY DAISY!!! QUICKLEY GRAB HER!!! But now, we need to sing a singy song. UPSEY DAISY HERE I COME! IM THE ONLY UPSEY ONE! IM THE ONLY DAISY TOO! BE A HIPSEY HUPSEY DAISY TOO! 

Upsey daisy : OH! UPSEY DAISY!

Narrator : Hello Upsey Daisy

Upsey daisy : *Waves hand*

Narrator : what are you going to do today?

Upsey daisy : UPSEY DAISY!

Narrator : STOP SAYING UPSEY DAISY!!!!!

Upsey daisy : *puts on troll face* ....Upsey daisy....

Narrator : FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! *RAGE MODE ACCTIVATE*

BOOM!

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 16, 2014 ⏰

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