BorderLands 2- Not So Bad Mission

Quick note before the story this is my first story and it'll be a little ruff but enjoy.

Chapter 1: Why Her?!

Lillith: Vault Hunters gather up for your next mission.

Axton came in trying to hide his tears (probably crying about his ex wife), Maya came in messing with her little ability to stop space and time in a little orb, Salvador came in just laughing crazy, Gaige walked in going all fan girl on her robot Death Trap, Krieg came in tripping and talking about salting the wound and other stuff about poop, oh and zero he's been there he was just invisible.

Just about when Lillith was about to tell them there mission Axton interrupts saying, What is she doing here *pointing at Tiny Tina*

Lillith: I don't know she just wanted to be here.

Tiny Tina: What's up hot stuff you don't want me to be here.

Axton: Of course I don't want you here you little skag licker, now shut up for I can know what my mission is.

Lillith: Alright y'all are gonna be split in groups of two for y'all can eliminate certain Hyperion spots. I will be announcing the partners, ok, Krieg and Maya y'all are together, Zero and Salvador are together, And last are Axton and Gaige.

Gauge: Ummm Lilly I already have a partner It's DeathTrap.

Lillith: Uhhhh I guess that counts I think.

Axton: So what I'm going solo alright that's sorta like a challenge.

Lillith: Um no I'm not letting you go alone it's to dangerous hmmmm let's so oh Tina your going with Axton.

Tiny Tina: Hahaha yes this is gonna be great.

Axton: Wh-Why her?!

Lillith: C'mon just go she could be useful.

Axton: Alright fine but if she

gets a bullet in her head it'll probably be my bullet just saying.

Chapter 2: The BadAss Battle!!!

Tiny Tina: So uhhh how's it going shorty, you ready to blow shit up.

Axton: We were sent on a mission to to blow other people up not everything.

Tiny Tina: C'mon just one thing.

Axton: NO!

Tiny Tina Alright How bout a rap song, let's hear a rap song I just made.

Axton: Loot Gods, please kill me now.

Tiny Tina: Make It Make It Make It Rain, Make It Rain And there'll be no shame DUBSTEP MODE WUB WUB WUB WUB.

Axton: *smirk*Haha that wasn't bad.

Tiny Tina: It wasn't

Axton: I mean it was horrible.

Tiny Tina: Don't lie sucka you liked it.

Axton: Shut up there's Hyperion bots straight ahead *takes out a Jakob revolver* are you good with guns.

Tiny Tina: Uhhhh no *pushes revolver away with disgust* but I'm good with bombs. *takes out dynamite*

Axton: Alright I don't know why I'm asking a kid but how do you wanna do this.

Tiny Tina: Well I use to jump on Brick's back and throw dynamite everywhere while he berserk so we can do the same but instead you shoot and throw what you call your honey(turret) out there.

Axton: That seems fun especially if my honey is involved.

Tiny Tina: Lets do this my hoe.

Axton: Alright *Throws turret* CHEW EM UP HONEY!

Dynamite and bullets were all in the sky and oil from the bots was all over the floor. There was one dead after another not one bullet was missed from Axton's assault rifle and every one of Tina's dynamite explosions caused many deaths to the bots. This battle could've caused a tear to phsyco eye, that's how badass it was.

Chapter 3: Boss Fight-Saturn(dun dun duuuuun)

Axton: Well that was awesome, I think we're done with the mission here.

*Boom, Boom* The vault hunter and the deadly 13 year old turn around to a big gigantic ass robot called Saturn.

Axton: This guy looks like a challenge.

Tiny Tina: This guy looks like he could defeat the Warrior.

Axton: Well luckily I defeated the Warrior. Alright let's do this.

Axton and Tina went to cover while his turret was out in the open shooting Saturn. Axton wouldn't stop shooting and right when he got into the open he went straight down into fight for you life mode, panicking not wanting to die, because he doesn't want to waste his money on the New-U for he can respawn. Axton noticed that Saturn is almost about to die and when Axton was about to die Tina threw the large bunny rocket launcher at him, Axton was embarrassed of how pink it was, he shot Saturn with the rocket launcher and Saturn goes down and Axton comes back up.

Axton: Well that was intense.

Tiny Tina: Alright shorty now I think we're done with the mission.

Axton: Oh no we need more fun and challenges Tina lets go to the BloodShots StrongHold and and make it rain blood.

Tiny Tiny: I thought you hated me hoe.

Axton: Well your not that bad, just get on my back and kill some living flesh before we get sentimental.

Tiny Tina: We better blow shit up

Axton: Hell yea we will

                       The Fucking End

Thank you guys for reading and enjoying my first borderlands 2 story. They'll be more to come.

Vault Hunter-Axton

Deadly 13 Year Old-Tiny Tina