Jeep.

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There's this ad that is for a Jeep (A kind of car, not a ferarri jeep) And it goes something like this.

Lady: I brought a Jeep today.

Dude: You... Brought a Jeep...?

Lady: Yes Greg. I brought a Jeep. *Still smiling*

Dude: You... Brought a Jeep?

Lady: *Smiles and walks away*

DEFINATLY NOT HOW MEN WOULD REACT!

Reality:

Lady: I brought-

Dude: Let me guess... Jewelarry? Make-up?

Lady: Nope. I brought a Jeep.

Dude: ......

Dude: ......

Dude: ......

Dude: ......

Dude: ......

Dude: YOU BROUGHT A **** JEEP (Many colourful words later)

Lady: YES I DID BY A γαμώ (Greek Translation :) ) JEEP! 

Dude: WE HAVE A PERFECT CAR ALREADY! WHY?!

Lady: CUZ IMMA BOSS *Dances to Imma Boss Ass*

I think the last one is more of how it would go with my parents.

Minus the dancing part O_O

And I would be hearing the colourful words from my room. 

And they're definatly NOT in Greek.

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