One day Pickled Onion Monster Munch was walking to Cooplands when all of a sudden a wild Emma Watson appeared. Pickled Onion Monster Munch, having heard about such creatures, carefully ignored the beautiful beast as he knew not to be fooled by its beauty and charm.
"Hello pretty little elephant" trilled the Emma Watson flirtatiously.
"_" said Pickled Onion Monster Munch (he only speaks in punctuation).
"I must say, that trunk of yours is rather fetching; it looks amazing on you, almost as though you were born with it." It persisted, bounding along as Pickled Onion Monster Munch quickened his pace towards Cooplands.
"_" was all he said in reply but he was beginning to get aggitated by the gorgeous animal.
"Its so good i could almost reach out and-" but then the Emma Watson was rudely, however, welcomely, interrupted by Makka Pakka who was clutching the hand of the third Tomblibloo ("Eee" for all of you weirdos who are not "In the Night Garden").
"Akkapakka" he said crossly, "mikkamakkaMOO! A! KAWA!? MA!"
And with that he threw his sponge at the devious, yet charming Emma Watson who quickly turned tail and leapt from sight, never to be seen again.
"》'~~~¤♡♡♡☆☆☆ )**) ?¿¡♡ /-/ ,,; ;)" thanked Pickled Onion Monster Munch and gave them both a signed copy of his new book "Sausage Pianos: a brief history" to show his appreciation. Then the happy couple continued their evening walk in the slowly setting sun.
Later, after Pickled Onion Monster Munch had returned from Cooplands and got into bed and turned off the light, he was sure he could hear someone saying, very quietly,
"Its not levi-O-sah its levio-SAH..."
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The Adventures of Pickled Onion Monster Munch vol.1
Short StoryPickled Onion Monster Munch the pretty elephant meets Emma Watson.
