"I have been a fucking fool" moaned the Emperor to his idiot Chamberlain.
"I announced to all those crazy monkey people that i would be wearing a magnificent suit of clothing in todays ceremonial parade and i walked out there wearing my smelly underwear, thinking i was wearing that magnificent suit and they all saw me as a fooleth! Fucketh! How could i have been fooled by those ghimpanzee like Charlatans?! And in front of all my subjects too! I'm fuckingly ruined! Ruined!"
"Crap! I dont give a damn!" said the Chamberlain in an angry tone. "Surely the situation is bullfucketh shame! Other emperor would surely clean their asshole!"
"Correct!" groaned the emperor. "Thy bullshit will destroy me! How can i face thy monkey people again when i have been stripped of my emperial dignity? How can i command thy respect and alliagance when they have seen me parading myself in my underwear?"
