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chapter 1: okay?more like. dying

my name is crystal meth christensen and i am a homeless lady i ive in front of the gallagher home i know this because i watch Shameless (U.S.) Which First Aired IN January 2011, The Best Episode Of Which Is 4x11 Titled 'Emily' And Aired In 2014 I Am A Carl Gallagher Stan I Love Mickie Too. He Is My Cousin and my compass

i live on the street on front of the house and sometimes carl gallagher spits on me when he walks by he is spo perfect his spit is solid gold. I fractured my skull

one day im chilling ther eating a paper bag that fiona threw at me and wtaching mydad Hayden Christensen, former partner of Rachel Bilson whos pigs ditched him in 2013 when the iron chef finale did not go how they had planned starve in the alley on the other side of the street because i banished him there because gallagher turf is mine i wish i were a gallagher i love poverty and depression and gay gingers and hbic frank gallagher

so im eating my ppaer bag. so good its a taco bell bag so it astes like cleaning supplies. my doritos locos is gone

so im sitting there right and this thick fucking mexican hbic comes out the door im like omg i have taco bell so i throw the bag at him it hits him and he starts speaking FLUENT SPANISH AND HE RUNS TOME AND SPITS ON ME HE HAS DREADS IT IS CARL GALLAGHER.

his spit is solid gold because he has a grill because he is a man of color and black an full of melanin god my poc stan i love him he makes me look so woke mexican lives matters

so his half mexican half polish/russian ass struts away from me and im like whats your name and hes ike hazel grace lancaster and im like yeah but no fuck wht is it and h gets in baby ariels car and drives away

so he comes back he has taco bell

i get the bag thrown at me i eat it i gobble it up as hayden comes barreling towards me on all fours like a rampid dog hes foaming at the mouth and screaming at me i think he is a pug now he has pink skin and no hair and he is screamng violntly. he hits me with his hooves.

i hit him with my sour cream

"crystal" he says i say what fat boy

he says i am not fat i havent eatenin yersa

i say rachel left u

he says yeah

mr hazel comes out of the door again here is his outfit: the black and WHITE FUCKIGN BUTTON UP SHIRT THT EH ERA EVERTTGIHIG AND THE FUCKING DNEIM CHAJ KET AND HIS UGLY ASS STUD FUCKNGIN PANTS THAT I HATE I SWEAR HE HAS ONE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING PAIR ANYWAYS HE HAS HIS THICK FCKING sneakers on im like okay nice sneaks hes like bro i have ten pairs inside im like r u a galla.gher nad hes like well you see no im ethan frances cutkosky and im like u have a middle name question mark hes like yeah i do havee a middle name emma leaked it

hs mexican orbs glistened

they are blue

crystal blue

like me

ur eyes r me i say

he said my eyes are not methamphetamine addicts

i say no no thas my dad dont kick him as he runs to kick a dying dog

he says i wouldnt it may dirty my sneakers

hayden sleeps

i say ethan frances cutkosky son of yvonne and david, why do u hate me

he says who r y

i say crystal meth

he says im gonna sell you im a drug dealer then i wasnt then john wells wrote me as one again because thats how we do so now i sell you crystal meth wiggy wiggy wiggy cant you see

chandler riggs comes i eta his taco bell too

he trips on his hair which is on the ground ethan cuts it off he wears it as a wig which explains his hair from the early 2017 era

i shoot ethan

for the taco bekkl

i sit on the ice and fiona hits me on the head like michonne i am ricky

carl grimes commes i see him anal carl gallagher and i cy which is sad because i am a carl stan and he cannot lik th men or he will not anal me thats sad but anways i meant he anals mr grimes not the other way around because twink grimes rise

thank you so much ethan says he stands up gunshot wound infected with chandler lookalike appearing parasits they crawl all over him baby ariel resceus him

i am hit with a hovel by my feral dad

and he eats frank gallaghers flesh

and my left pinky toe

i wake up and i forget all that has happened