Jade and Sapirah's Novel

Entry #1

Jade: Ugh. I'm here..?

Sapirah: C'mon sis, it's not that bad! We get to talk to people!

Jade: Fuck off. *Middle finger*

Sapirah: No! Be nice!

Jade: FUCK NO!

Sapirah: pleassse? For me?

Jade: omfg your worse than Blueberry.

Sapirah: That's not what I asked.

Jade: UGH! Fine. Yeah. Whatever.

Sapirah: So! I'll introduce myself first! I'm Sapirah, but I can also go by Sapi, or Raz. (Though I prefer Sapi..)

I am a ferret human!.. human ferret?
My sister is as well.
My sister is 6'6 and I am 3'6!

Jade: I can introduce myself dumbass.

Sapi: Oh come on, we all know your just being extra edgy because Fell might walk in.

Jade: what makes you think im any edgier than I usually am?

Sapi: *sigh...* Nevermind.

Jade: *mumbles* lil bitch.

Sapi: so, Ms. FrickOff, do you have the confidence to introduce yourself?

Jade: ugh. Yeah. I fuckin' guess so.

Sapi: good, I'll just sit here, holding this prize of your favorite chocolate, until you get done.

Jade: Can you believe she forces me to do this?!

*Sigh..*

I'm 20, going on 21, my sister is about 18, going on 19, we have the same birthdays, just different years.

Which means less cake for me..

The lil fuck steals it all.

I keep asking for two separate cakes but nope. Guess not.

You already know my attitude.
And my height.

I'm not saying who I like because they could very well be watching right now.

But I will say my sister has taken a liking to three sanses...

In order: Gaster, Ganz, and classic (jk bitch haha! She likes all of them the same exact amount, you fool!)

I am probably not a tsundere.. *sweats intensely* ehhh..

Oh and beep beep, here's a fucking surprise.

Jade and Sapirah: WE'RE ANSWERING  FUCKING QUESTIONS!