Bite My Ass, I Like My Brother's Best Friend

Chapter 5~ Hangover

*Recap*

She shrugged and pushed me into him. I think I heard something crack. Oh dear. My ass hurts. Well never mind that. MY ANKLE HURTS!

"Ow!" I screamed out as Jordan plopped down on me, his elbow digging into my ankle. I squirmed, accidentally bringing my foot into Jordan's crotch. He screamed like a girl and planted his elbow deeper into my already injured ankle.  "I MY F**KING LEG HURTS!" I screamed out as dots started to dance in my eyes.

God Jordan was so freaking heavy! He grunted in response as people just kept dancing, un-aware Of the situation on the ground.

The pain was unbearable. It hammered right into the confines of my skull and I started to feel woozy. 

"SAM! SAMANTHA!" I faintly heard someone scream as I closed my eyes.

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Adrian's POV

My head hurt. Oh f**k it, I drank too much beer last night. Meh. I lifted my head off the couch to see cups and puke everywhere on the floor. 

Stumbling off the couch I made my way upstairs, avoiding the puddles of unknown substances, to Sam's bedroom. 

I heard grunts and moans coming from upstairs. A female voice was screaming out in ecstacy. 

"OH YEAH SHANE! HARDER! HARDER! FASTER!"

The corridor was full of passed out people and as I passed my bedroom, I saw two people in my bed naked, doing it. DAMN! I FORGOT TO LOCK THE BLOODY DOOR! I growled and stalked in there, damn hormone filled people, and flipped the bed right over. A naked Jennifer fell out as well as a naked Shane. 

My eyes widened as Jennifer squealed out. "ADRIAN BABEEEEE! It's not what it looks like! I was blackmailed into doing it!" 

"Oh yeah! Well it didn't sound like you were! OH YEAH SHANE HARDER! HARDER, FASTER!" I mimicked her before walking to the door. 

"We're done." I slammed the door shut and vented my anger out on the table. When I was done, the table was just a pile of wood chips.

I calmly walked over to Sam's bedroom and tried the door. it was locked. "Sammy! Open up!" 

No response. I tried again.

No response. Dammit, she's asking for it.

I whipped out a bobby pin from my waistband (don't ask me why I keep it there) and fiddled around with the lock.

The door swung open to reveal Sammy on her bed sleeping and Jordy sleeping on top of her, cuddling her. 

Awie! Their just so cute! I know that Jordan's a complete dick to Sammy but I still do approve of a relationship. Not that I had a choice in the first place but still.

A hundred ways to wake up Jordy was flickering through my brain. I yanked the cover of both of them and saw Sam's swollen ankle and Jordy's erection. 

I gritted my teeth and grabbed an empty cup. I walked over to the bathroom and filled it with ice cold water. Hehehe. They say I'm deviously handsome. Well I'm also deviously evil.

I grabbed the top of Jordan's boxers and poured the lot of cold water down his pants. 

As predicted, Jordy sat bolt upright screaming as he looked down his boxers and back up at me as I was in hysterics. 

"Awwwww no fair Adrian! Now my favourite boxers are ruined and I'm wet!" he whined.

"Your boxers were already ruined and wet," i snickered out. "But on a more serious note, what the hell are you doing with my sister."

Sam's POV

I heard a crash and the tinkle of glass as something heavy thudded out side. I opened my eyes and blinked groggily as I looked around my room. How had I gotten here? And what was that tinkling sound?

Jordan better not be messing around with my glass vase otherwise I might feel inclined to castrate him sexy or not.

I got up and got shooting pains throughout my ankle. My bedroom window was broken and from what I could tell, Jordan had been thrown out of it.

I peered out of it and saw Jordan wearing my favourite hoodie.

Oh now he's gonna be dick-less by the end of today! I growled walking down the stairs, ignoring the pain coming from my ankle.

I could faintly hear someone yelling. As I got closer, I realised it was my brother.

Flinging open the front door I marched towards both of them. Glass was strewn all over the lawn and Adrian and Jordan were rolling around on the ground, punching each other. 

"OI STOP IT!" I screamed, getting their attention.

I glared at Adrian who looked plain freaking mad and Jordan who looked a bit sheepish. If he stretched that hoodie, I'm gonna kill him!

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING? I WAKE UP AND MY ANKLES SWOLLEN, MY BEDROOM WINDOW IS BROKEN, JORDAN'S WEARING MY CLOTHES AND YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING LIKE MANIACS. I DON'T GIVE A F**K IF YOU GUYS ARE DOING SOME SORT OF VAMPIRE COMMUNAL BONDING TIME BUUT IT'S OVER!" I shrieked at them. 

"Whoa, it must be pretty serious she used a swear word," Adrian mumbled to Jordan.

"I HEARD THAT YYOU SILLY SOCK!" 

At my great insult, Jordan burst into laughter. I turned my deadly glare to him and he stopped laughing, his expression becoming immediately humble.

"And you. I wake up and you're wearing my favourite hoodie. It looks like you should say goodbye to Jordan jnr because when I'm done with him, he'll be de-attached," I said in the most menacing tone I could muster. 

As I said that, I noticed that his friend immediately shot up.

Jordan looked horrified and immediately threw his arm over his balls as he whimpered.

"No not my babies. Please not my balls" he shrieked as I neared him.

Being the clumsy person I was I tripped and landed on the broken bits of window. The shards pierced my skin turning me into instant-noodles. 

In a flash, I saw Jordan's eyes turn pitch black as he advanced towards me, his canines sliding out.

I was frozen with fear as his teeth slid in smoothly into my neck.

Hahahah I'm mean. Anyways today was the last day of school holidays so ;( Seeing as I will be put under pressure for the next ten weeks, I suggest a compromise. How about I get two votes on this chapter and one comment and I'll upload, seeing as I get motivation :D 

Yeah I'm really sorry guys, but I really do need feedback to improve my story and keep the ideas coming. And the votes. Heheheh I just like votes :D 

Thanks to all you guys who reda this :D and remember two votes and once comment. And one last question.

Do you want me to turn Sam into a vamp now or save it for later. Or not at all. Tell me please I won't bite :D