MALK

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Ruki: hey Reita got anything to drink?

Reita: *on laptop* yeah. In the fridge.

Aoi: hey Ruki, uh, grab me a glass of malk.

Ruki: *digging in the fridge* they don't have any "malk" but I can get you some "milk".

Reita: that's what he just said..?

Aoi: yeah I just want some malk.

Ruki: nah you're saying it wrong, you're say "MALK".. like it's a disease.

Reita: *chuckles* how do you say it?

Ruki: I'm saying it the way everyone ought a say it, "milk". M I L K.

Reita: right, like 2%?!

Aoi: right! wholeee malk!

Ruki: no no no! Say milkshake.

Aoi: milkshake.

Ruki: ok, now say, milk.

Aoi: .. malk.

Ruki: ..... *looks at Reita* are you hearing this?!

Reita: yeah! The man wants a glass of malok!

Ruki: *gives confused look* malok?!?!

Reita: give him the malok Ruki!

Kai: Reita.., inside voices please.

Reita: sorry mama-Kai... my wifi is...

Kai: *walks back upstairs*

Aoi: Ruki! Pour me! A glass! Of malk!

Ruki: why are you yelling at me???

Reita: just give him the freaking malok!

Ruki: you guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Aoi: we're all saying malk Ruki!!!

Ruki: NO! *points at Aoi* You're saying "malk"! *points at Reita* you're saying.!!

Reita: mallllllloooo..!!

Aoi: malllllllkkkk!

Reita: *continues malok roar*

Aoi: *does same*

Ruki: *staring at them angrily and irritated*

Uruha: *pops head in window* muuuhhhhhh..!!!!

Reita &a Aoi: *shuts up and looks at Uruha*

Ruki: *in Uruha's face* SHUT UP!

Uruha: *shuts up and looks at Ruki*

Ruki: *looks at Reita & Aoi* SHUT! UP!

*goes silent*

Ruki: *pulls out gun and aims at head*

Reita &a Aoi: *get out their guns*

Reita: better put it down Ruki!

Aoi: don't do it Ruki!

Ruki: you guys are gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?!?! That doesn't make any sense!!!

Reita & Aoi: *look at each other, turns guns on themselves*

Reita: RUKI PUT IT DOWN!

Aoi: DOWN RIGHT NOW!

Ruki: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!

Reita: *turning hysterical* DROP IT NOW! PUT IT DOWN!

Ruki: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!

Aoi: *almost crying* YOURE LIKE BROTHER TO ME!

Reita: PUT THE GUN DOWN!

Aoi: YOURE JUST LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!

-the end...-

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