Eddy and his beautiful wife Jacob with his sagged tits went on a date. Eddy decided to make it more 'romantic' and wear his terrible king outfit and get a horse named Qurratu. "Leggo you fucktart" Eddy lifted Jacob and placed him on Qurratu. Qurratu was panicking due to the amount of weight from the sagged tits and how cancerous he was and attempted to kick him off, neighing.
With lots of trouble, Eddy managed to get Jacob and himself onto Qurratu. Qurratu was cringing from the cancer on her back as Eddy guided her to hentaihaven.
Once arrived, Eddy pushed Jacob off and got off himself. Qurratu saw this opportunity to run but failed as Eddy tied her to a pole. She neighed and kicked the pole, attempting to free herself but no avail. Eddy grabbed Jacob by the wrist and sprinted over to a shop.
"What the fuck? Eddy?"
"Oh. Hi Katie,hi Nyab!" Eddy nervously chuckled. "Why the hell are you here?" Katie questioned. "uhm.. posters."
Eddy walked over to a rack and started picking out all the Maki posters. Then, some carrot- i mean Trump waltzed into the room and looked at Eddy. "ey. Can i have some of those Maki?" Eddy stared at him, shocked that he watches LoveLive. "Fuck no. These are MY porn not yours ffokin fok off."
"Fine."
Little did Eddy know, Trump was planning a dirty scheme.
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After he was done, he paid for it.
"Im quitting this job." "Me too." Nyab then decided to jump out the window and sprint towards her house. Katie looked at the crashed window and freaked. "oHMY GOD HOW DID SHE SURVIVE A FUCKING 4 FLOORED STORY HEIGHT FALL"
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"Ok, were done. Liked the date?"
"..."
Jacob had no energy to reply since he was always lifting his sagged boobs up. "ook." Eddy lifted him and placed him on Qurratu, who violently screamed on the inside. Right before Eddy could get on Qurratu, Trump tackled him onto the ground and grind on him. Jolin and Natalie was walking back to their home when they saw this horrific scene, to which Jolin they both threw up on.
Eddy came but Trump continued. Right when Trump came, Eddy has already gone.
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RIP EDDY I CRI
REST
IN
PISS
MY FRIEND
