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Day 44: truth serum

Day 44: truth serum

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Becka: hey guys how's it going

Tony: it's going normal

Becka: I don't actually care

Tony: excuse u

Becka: idk y I said that

Arya: well @ least Haley brought us coffee this time

Steve: shall we do something?

Nat: no way bc all the things u chose r either torturous or boring- *covers hand over mouth*

Steve: ... what?

Nat: It just slipped out

Steve: y would u say that *eyes water*

Haley: *demonic giggle*

Loki: r we going 2 do something about her? *points 2 haley*

Tony: yeah coz she's getting on my nerves and I can't help feeling she up 2 something

Bruce: probably coz she's been laughing weirdly all morning

Thor: ANY1 WANT A POPTART?

Clint: ur breath already stinks enough and ur teeth r gonna fall out and ur gonna get all fat so idk y u would say that

Thor: WHAT DID YO SAY BOUT ME?!

Clint: O_o omigosh I'm SO sorry thor idk y I said those mean things I'm so ashamed with myself I'm so sorry

Sam: is any of this a little fishy 2 u guys?

Tony: wut like ur breath?

Sam: *punches tony* SUSHI IS NOT A CRIME

Tony: ouch. Sorry idk y I said that

Arya: this is weird

Bruce: ur weird

Arya: *glares @ bruce* not as weird as u

Bruce: WHY DOES EVERY1 KEEP SAYING MEAN THINGS?!

Arya: IDK MAKE IT STAHP

Steve: I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation 4 this

Thor: I agree

Becka: I agree that u 2 r idiots *puts hand over mouth*

Thor: no need 2 b mean

Becka: oo swhd uoe gamt weldpiz

Loki: wut was that?

Becka: oo swhd uoe gamt weldpiz

Clint: didn't catch that

Becka: oo swhd uoe gamt weldpiz

Nat: come again?

Becka: OO SWHD UOE GAMT WELDPIZ

Steve: oh wait *removes becka's hand from mouth*

Becka: I WAS SAYING... IDK WUTS GOING ON

Haley: *demonic giggle*

Bruce: *looks suspiciously @ Haley* guuuyyyssss who drank the coffee this morning

Every1: *raises hand*

Bruce: ... I should have known

Thor: I don't get it

Arya: u don't get anything- SORRY I SWEAR I CAN'T HELP IT

Bruce: think about it. Haley delivered us the coffee. We all drank it. We're all acting weird

Sam: oohhhh

Nat: I get it

Clint: oohhhhh- wait did she drug my coffee

Bruce: no she used truth serum

Becka: it makes u tell the truth *shudders*

Haley: YAY U GUYS FINALLY GOT IT

Loki: y did ya do it

Haley: I got bored and wanted 2 c the reaction

Sam: so y isn't it working on Steve or Thor... or loki

Haley: simple, Steve and Thor always tell the truth

Tony: and loki?

Loki: I speak my mind all of the time. I don't need a truth serum 2 b mean

Tony: touché

Clint: so y r u called the god of lies if u tell the truth?

Loki: I always look like I'm lying. Duh? that's y I'm so good @ lying coz no1 can tell the difference. No1. Plus, I only lie when I'm being nice, if I want something or if I just want u 2 shut up

Clint: y?

Loki: becaaaauuuussseeee... that's how u become president

Clint: hmm *taps chin*

Nat: *facepalms* ur so gullible

Clint: ur only saying that bcuz ur on truth serum

Nat: that, and bcuz it's the truth

Steve: so how long is this gonna last?

Haley: *shrugs* a few hours I guess. Maybe even a day. Idk I've never took it

Sam: well that's just fantastic

Arya: yeah thanx 4 ur help

Tony: ur so helpful

Haley: oh yeah and the side effects of truth serum may include sarcasm

Loki: well u don't say

Becka: wow that's fascinating

Steve: ur the best person in the world

Thor: ur so smart

Nat: well done

Clint: congratulations

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