you are walking to school, books cradled neatly in your bag, the flowers aroma flying softly around you creating an aura of a perfect day
then, as you walk around the corner
you see him
his luscious skin, with his bulbous chin.
you feel like you've seen him before
in your dreams
his delicious yellow and blue suits with banana decors.
you find the courage (in your backpack because its magic) to go up to him and ask his name
"bananaman baby!" he says with an almost orgasmic voice
"thanks" you say, blushing
he grabs you by the fingernails and pulls you closer
"iggie wiggy stinkle winkle, scrub my ear lotus' clean"
he pushes you away and winks
it was him
the perfect man
banana man
