The Morning after

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   As soon as I woke up, I looked around to find me, Jess, Adam and Mitch all naked on the floor. I was the only one up and Adam and Mitch both had a cuff on my boobs! I took there hands off and began to get sick. I got up and ran to the bathroom. The room was spinning and everything hit me at once.

Britney: Why the hell did I do this!

Jess: Brit? What did we do?

Britney: Better yet were are we?

Adam: Haha oh my gosh last night was the the bluhhh.....(wipes mouth off) best.

Britney: I can't concentrate when you're naked!

Adam: You're naked to!

Britney: Wow I can't think, I gotta get dressed.

Jess: Where is Jerome?

   Right then Mitch got up and had a swollen eye.

Adam: Woooo what happened?

Mitch: Hug, what do you mean?

Britney: You're eye!

Jess: Does any one care about Jerome?!

Britney: There is a lot going on right now!

Mitch: Where the duck are we!(looking out the window)

Jess: The sign says welcome to Mexico so we are either in China town or China.

Britney: You mean Mexico?

Jess: Yeah, you know Mexico, China?

Britney: I am pretty sure Mexico is in the USA.

Jess: I am pretty sure it a town in Japan, China.

Britney/Adam/Mitch: What the hell is wrong with you?

Jess: What ever..... leave me alone!

Adam: Where is the other there?!

Britney: I would call them but, I can't find my cellular device!

Adam: Me either.

Jess/Mitch: Me either!

Mitch: Well let's go see if any one has a phone.

    We walk out the door of a fairly big room of a small building. When we get to the hall to find 3 Mexican men playing with our clothes and phones.

Jess: What the hell are you doing?

Man #1: I...no doral enfilan?( I no speak English)

Jess: Give me my clothes!

Mexican #2: Huya aje has ni clichés km! (guys she has no clothes on!)

Mexican #1: Do tour oboe shat are saying? (Do you know what there saying?)

Mexican #3: No

Britney: Give us our clothes or a towel you stupid Mexicans and phones!

Mexican #3: We mees pastor(We need Padroe)

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