so I was super bored and made a weird and random story and a couple of my friends dared me to put it on Wattpad. So DON'T JUDGE ME! So this is pretty much for people who don't have anything to do with their lives (like me) and want something short...
They say our imagination is stronger than our knowledge. Well, my dad says that and he's kind of weird. Anyway, it was supposed to sound cool but I guess it didn't. It was worth a shot. That being said, this story contains absolutely no knowledge and is 100% imagination. ------------------------------------- My name is Doggy Hernandez. I know what your thinking. I have a weird last name. I live in a country called Hernandopolis. I come from a very rich family. You see, my great-grandfather was the inventor of the..., never mind. You probably don't care. Lets get to the interesting stuff. I was lifting weights in my basement when I heard someone knocking on my door. I was the only one home, so I ran upstairs to go answer it. When I opened the door, there was a small box on the doorstep. I picked it up and brought it inside. On the top of the box it said: "If you open this box, Yu will die." I decided to call my friends so we could open it together. I have 3 friends; Cameron, Dylan, and Kaitlyn. Cameron is a dumb blonde that is obsessed with paper clips, Dylan is my tall and shy friend, and Kaitlyn is a red head that hiccups a lot. "W-What do y-you th-think it is?" Dylan asked shyly. "I think it's a box." Cameron said. "He meant inside the box you idiot." I said. "OHHHH. Maybe it's a goldfish." Cameron guessed again. I couldn't listen to another second of Cameron, so I decided to just open the box myself. It was a goldfish. "I knew it!" Cameron shouted. "I must be a chiropractor!" "Don't you mean a (hiccup) psychic?" Kaitlyn asked. "Yeah whatever. Same difference." The goldfish was in a weird shaped tank. It's too hard to explain so here's a picture:
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The fish was small and looked like a really happy rockstar. It stuck it's head out of the water and said, "Salutations! My name is Glopsnerch." Everyone screamed and I fainted. When I woke up, I was surrounded by my friends. There were a whole bunch of stars behind them. "How long and have I been out? Are we outside?" I asked. "Actually, (hiccup) we're in outer (hiccup) space." Kaitlyn said bluntly. "I didn't think it was very polite of you to pass out while I was talking. Therefore, you will be stuck in space until you find your way back home as punishment for your transgressions." Glopsnerch said. "Oh yeah? Well... Well you're an honour!" Cameron yelled. "What?! (hiccup) That makes (hiccup) no sense!" Kaitlyn said. "I dunno. I thought it was a bad word" Cameron answered. I was about ready to take this Glopsnerch guy out of his bowl, slap his face, and have some sushi. But then the little fish said that he could provide us with food, water, and transportation, so I decided to keep him around for a little longer. We were riding on this weird thing that looked kinda like the top of a mushroom. While we were riding around space trying to find our way home, we bumped into a volcano with a little guy on top of it. "Hello!" the little guy shouted, "My name is Yu! I'm going to jump into this volcano and die!" Yu jumped into the volcano. "Why did he do that?!" I asked Glopsnerch. "The people of space have a very hard life. Most of them are very suicidal." He said calmly. Cameron sniffed his armpit. "Eww! Sweat!" He said. We kept going until we bumped into a floating door. Dylan opened it. It was just empty whiteness. Cameron walked in. "Is this heaven?" Cameron asked. The door shut before we could stop it. Cameron was gone. "NO!NO!" We all screamed. Kaitlyn started crying and jumped into a volcano. Dylan started crying and jumped off a cliff. It was just Glopsnerch and me. "I HATE YOU!" I told Glopsnerch, who looked disappointed. All of the sudden I found my planet on fire. "This is all my fault!" shouted Glopsnerch. He jumped into Jupiter. I moved to planet Earth and lived a normal life.
Hello. My name is Jared Hernandez. I am Doggy Hernandez's great-grandfather. I am also the inventor of the Time Machine. I found this journal in future Earth. Doggy eventually ate a poisoned chicken and died. The End. Just kidding! What really happened after the door shut was that... I'll switch back to Doggy's point of view.
We were banging on the door until our knuckles started bleeding. The door disappeared. "W-What w-will we do n-now?" Dylan asked. "I don't (hiccup) know" Kaitlyn said. I turned to Glopsnerch. "This is all your fault!" I yelled. "No!No!" Glopsnerch yelled. "I could make it all better! WAKE UP!" I woke up to find that it was all a dream and Glopsnerch was actually my pet goldfish, Gloppy. I woke up again to find my mom was a zebra that ran over a hypertricosis goat with a motorcycle. I woke up again to find the same hypertricosis goat spanking my alarm clock. I woke up again to find Hernandopolis exploding. I moved to Earth where I grew a mullet, but shaved it off for health reasons. I don't know what happened to my friends or Glopsnerch.
See. That's what actually happened. I am actually Doggy's great-grandfather. Doggy did actually eat a poisoned chicken and died. That's sad.
