WHISKEY

01

Italic = Irene
Bold-Italic = Taehyung

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"oh, you're awake."

"where am i?"

"my headquarters, babe."

"what's your name?"

"who the fuck are you?!"

"rude."

"why am i here?!"

"maybe because i didn't know where you live and i can't let a beautiful woman like you alone at the bar like.. that."

"who are you?!"

"jerk, don't come near me!"

"oh, this jerk saved you from the perverted fuckers last night. thank you very much!"

"if it weren't for me, you'd probably be crying at a bathroom looking at your pregnancy test with a double red line—"

"jerk!!!"

"hey, that pillow was brand new. hmp."

"what's your name?"

"why?"

"i'll sue you!"

"sue the dickheads who tried to take advantage of you when you passed out."

"..."

"why were you drinking alone at a night bar like that?"

"none of your business."

"ooo, a break up?"

"shut up."

"i will not."

"yes, you will."

"you can't make me!"

"you will— wait, is that whiskey?"

"um, yeah, obviously whiskey."

"why are you looking at me like that?"

"whiskey.. in the morning?"