Stupid Ass Smut

Dipper x Robbie

Dipper was spying on Wendy from some holes in the attic that gave him a perfect sight of the living room, as usual. She wasn't doing anything particularly interesting, just browsing twitter on her phone. 'Hot damn!' Dipper thought 'Even when she's not doing anything, she still catches my eye!' Wendy started groaning for no reason whatsoever, and Dipper took instant notice of this. 'Fuck!' Wendy groaned 'How can none of these chairs be comfortable? Maybe I just need something to cushion them for me.' Dipper was intrigued, wondering what Wendy would use to soften rock hard chairs. She went out of sight, and Dipper soon heard footsteps coming up the stairs. 'Oh Fuck!' Dipper said 'If she comes up here she'll' he paused for a moment. 'Wait a second! She won't know that I was spying on her! I've got nothing to fear.' Wendy stole a pillow from Dipper's bed, which angered him at first, but then remembered he would be sleeping where her ass once was, so he didn't mind. After Wendy had gotten comfortable, Dipper heard a car pull up outside. He just assumed it was a pizza guy, and went back to watching her. 'WENDY! WENDY COME OUT HERE!' a familiar voice shouted. 'It can't be!' Dipper thought 'No no no! Robbie?' Dipper was scared stiff at the thought of Robbie at his home once again. 'Robbie?' he heard Wendy call. 'What are you doing here? and where did you get that badass car?' Dipper rushed to the window to see an all black Chevy Impala, with Robbie at the wheel. 'Damn! Where the hell did he get that?' Watching Wendy and seeing that car made Dipper feel very aroused, and started to get hard. 'You know how Gideon's dad had that car lot? Well I got him to sell me a car at half price! Pretty sweet, huh?' 'Wow, Robbie! I wouldn't mind riding that and then some!' What was odd about the last sentence was that Wendy and Dipper said the exact same thing at the exact same time. 'Hey, it's kinda lonely out here, mind if I come inside?' Robbie sweetly asked. 'Come on in, road warrior.' Wendy replied with a seductive tone. 'Oh no!' Dipper panicked. Robbie was inside lying on Dippers pillow. He now wanted nothing more than to see the pillow be burned and buried. Soon, Wendy and Robbie were making out, and Dipper grew exponentially jealous. He then said 'fuck it. Wendy is moaning and sweaty, so I'd better make the best of this.' Dipper undressed and started stroking his cock. Now, Robbie and Wendy were almost to the point of fucking. 'Hold on a sec' Wendy said 'I've got some great condoms in my register. I'll be right back.' With that, Wendy left, and Dipper couldn't keep himself in anymore, and came.'Oh FuCk~' Dipper quietly screamed. It was such a big release, It pooled on the attic floor and Dripped through the cracks. Dipper was in such ecstasy he didn't even notice. Some drops of Dipper landed on Robbie's lower lip. Not thinking, Robbie licked it up. 'The hell is this? It tastes like...' Dipper was still dazed with pleasure, and overlooked Robbie staring up at him through the cracks of the attic. Dipper didn't notice Robbie coming up the stairs until he saw him standing over his naked body. 'Think I'm that great of a sight, huh?' Robbie said with a harsh tone. Dipper came back to reality with a startling view. Robbie had grabbed his arms and was dragging him down the stairs. 'Oh Fuck! I'm sorry Robbie! I was just- You and Wendy- Please don't kill me!' 'Pipe down you little twat!' Robbie barked 'Keep calm and this will be over faster.' Dipper would have shit himself, but he was too scared to move even a single muscle in his body. 'What are you gonna do to me?' Dipper asked. 'You'll see soon enough. But right now, we're gonna go for a drive. Get in the back.' Dipper had failed to notice that he was already outside the Mystery Shack, and that Robbie had dragged him all the way to his car. He didn't know what to do. If he ran, Robbie would catch him as soon as he started, and if he stayed Robbie might hurt him badly, or worse. Weighing his options, Dipper reluctantly got into the car. 'Good boy, little Dipper.' was the last thing he heard Robbie say before getting in and starting the engine. Even though this was the most scared he had been in his life, his erection refused to go away. The fact he had no clothes on only added to persistence of it. The both of them drove for around an hour, when Robbie pulled over and handed Dipper a pair of black and white striped panties. 'Put them on.' Robbie ordered. 'Uh-Alright' Dipper quickly donned the panties, and noticed how soft and warm they felt. 'Done.' Dipper said. 'Now these.' Robbie had some matching stockings. 'Excuse me' Dipper nervously said 'if I already have panties and stockings, is there gonna be anything else? If there is, could I get them all now?' Robbie smiled at Dipper. 'Eager to get dressed up, hmm~? Well, since you ask,' Robbie then pulled out a striped bra and slutty crop top, along with a razor and some rope. 'Robbie' Dipper asked, oddly more aroused than ever 'are you going to fuck me?' Robbie looked dipper straight in the eyes and said 'Not just fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you so hard you'll need a wheelchair to get around for the next month.' Dipper had no idea what to think. All day long he had fantasized about Wendy and himself, but found his biggest hard-on was for her punk rock boyfriend. 'Quit wasting time. Here, I'll help you shave.' Dipper was confused. 'Robbie, I don't have a beard. There's no need.' 'Not your face, you twink. Your Dick and Ass.' Dipper was horrified. 'YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU'LL CUT MY BALLS OFF! I LIKE MY BALLS!' Robbie hushed him 'Hey, It's alright. I'll be using a women's razor, so you needn't worry about getting an accidental vasectomy.' Dipper noticed the razor was bright pink, and let out a large breath. 'Fuck it. get it over with.' Robbie went to work, and half an hour later, Dipper was virtually indistinguishable from his sister, save for his penis, testicles, and slutty clothes. Mabel didn't have a penis, balls, or wear slutty clothes. Dipper caught a look at himself in the car mirror. 'Holy fuck Robbie! I look great!' Robbie looked at him and grinned an evil but kind grin. 'I'm glad you like it. Now there's just one more thing I have to do. Remember the rope?' Dipper froze. 'Yeah? What about it?' 'I'm gonna tie you up, we're gonna drive a little more, and then I'll fuck you.' Hesitantly, Dipper agreed. After tying him up, Robbie strapped him into the car and drove for another hour until they got to a nice bluff overlooking the small town they both called home. 'Here is where I come to play.' Robbie said 'Yeah, out here, it's just me and my guitar.' Dipper grew impatient with Robbie, mainly because he had been wanting to cum a second time for over an hour now. 'Enough chit chat Nirvana! Fuck me already!' Dipper then felt a hand hit his ass with tremendous speed. 'Not yet! first, you have to suck me off.' Robbie fully undressed, revealing a body whiter than snow, which Dipper extremely attractive. His cock was a good eight inches, and twitching with anticipation. Robbie grabbed Dipper's hair with both hands, while his cock was warmly accepted into the young teen's mouth. Damn Dipper thought He tastes amazing Robbie had started off merely letting Dipper lick his juicy bratwurst, but now he was thrusting himself into Dipper with full force. Oh fuck! My mouth pussy can't take much more of this! Please cum faster Robbie! I wanna taste your seed! Dipper thought, and patiently waited for Robbie to cum, but had no such luck. Dipper had been sucking Robbie off for about forty minuets until he finally let loose inside his mouth. Robbie pulled out, and Dipper vomited nothing but cum, as his stomach was completely filled. 'Aw, Dipper! You've put on weight! Let me help!' Robbie rolled Dipper on his back and kicked him as hard as he could in his stomach. More jizz vomit came up, and Dipper was now empty again. 'Thats better. Now, How about we use that fresh ass of yours, hmm?' Robbie had picked up the tied up Dipper and threw him on the hood of his car. As Dipper lay on his stomach, he felt the panties he was wearing slip off him, and then a nice, warm tongue enter his asshole. 'Oh, Robbie! You didn't have to do-' 'Shhhhhh. Let me do this.' Robbie continued licking and prodding and pleasuring Dipper, when Dipper said 'Please stop taunting me! Just fuck my brains out! Jam your cock so far up my ass that I have foreskin coming out my mouth! Just please get in there!' Robbie ignored his pleas and kept on licking. He didn't stop licking until Dipper submitted and said he could lick him for as long as he wanted. Robbie parted dippers ass cheeks like the red sea and started rubbing his tip on Dipper's tight anus, and slowly pushed in. Dipper was in great pain, but at the same time, great pleasure. 'Ah! Ah-auh-ooh! Please Robbie! Go deeper~!' Robbie obliged, and pushed all the way in until his balls were cozily between Robbie's pelvis and Dipper's soft ass. Dipper had never been in more pain than he was at that very moment. But the overload of pleasure that came from Rock-hard Robbie's longsword far outdid the pain. He pulled in and out of Dipper's tight ass and with each thrust, came closer to climax. The time it took to pull almost all the way out and then all the way back in grew shorter and shorter with each thrust. Soon, the inside of Dipper's ass began to burn slightly because of friction, but he was too busy being plowed to notice. As time passed, Dipper began to yearn for Robbie to ejaculate and grew more and more dependent on his cum. Dipper was close to cumming himself, and as his ass was being furiously fucked by robbie, he came before Robbie. Normally, Robbie would have scolded someone for cumming before him, but he was feeling nice today, and let it slide. Roughly five minutes later, Robbie came in Dipper, and when he finally pulled his cum drenched cock out of his ass, the cum leaked out like there was twenty foot hole in the Hoover dam. Luckily, there was a little known area near where they had fucked which was filled with hot springs, so the two lovers decided to go wash off in the warm water. After untying and undressing Dipper, they both climbed in, and Dipper rested his well-fucked head on Robbie's chest while the bubbles tickled every part of his body that was below water. For twenty minuets, the both of them just cuddled, until Dipper finally said 'Forget Wendy. All I need is you.' Robbie then gave Dipper a passionate kiss and got out of the water. Being prepared, Robbie had an extra set of clothes in the back of his car, and gave them to Dipper to wear. They were a little big for him, but mostly fit well. 'Alright. It'll be dark in about an hour or two, so we'd better head back now' Robbie lazily said. They both got in his car and buckled their seat belts. Robbie turned the key to the ignition, but the car wouldn't start. Robbie popped the hood and told Dipper to go check what was wrong. Dipper found out that the battery had been soaked with cum, and would never start again. Robbie, luckily prepared for a dead battery situation, discarded the seaman covered battery and replaced it with a clean battery. The car started without a hitch, and the both of them we're back home in an hour and a half. Wendy was furious at Robbie for just up and leaving right before they were about to fuck, and Robbie just told her to shut the fuck up and walk away. Wendy ran away crying, which would have made Dipper sok Robbie right in his nose had it not been for their afternoon affairs. Dipper went to sleep early on account of his day of fucking, and when he woke up, he found a note from Robbie which read You were great yesterday. Let's do that more often. -R Dipper knew at that very moment, this would be the best summer of his life.

(WOW. HOLY SHIT. I'd like to give the person who recommended this a little message: 'Emily, this has been the most painful but the most hilarious writing experience I have ever been on in my life. Please don't make me do too many more of these.')

Anyways, if you enjoyed, do some good shit.

If you didn't, well, I didn't enjoy this either.

But thanks anyways.