Arguing with the clearly stupid man & getting through life with pet rocks

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Shoutout to SohaS1134! She's great, go follow her! Also fuzzybunnyduck rocks!! And has anyone thought about Yasmin/Yam + Heathen=Ham?

Yasmin breathed out, blowing a strand of hair that had fallen into her eyes. It fell back into her face and her anger just exploded.

"Get back here! Don't you walk away from me, you! You fishy redhead!" she started thrashing in her ropes and the man with the buzzcut had to literally stop her.

She supposed she was quite mad because, according to Cinder, she had been kidnapped to have been protected from the killers. Like, seriously, how was she supposed to cower in fear from the accordion man? True, she was rather scarred by that experience, but she was older and better at fighting now. Also, the man in the alley. It was fine! Yes, she had slapped him and he had probably been real embarrassed by that. But another nagging voice piped at the back of her head. A voice that sounded in a very fishy way like... Spongebob.

"It's because Beau is with Cinder and Cinder is a traitor and you don't want him to get hurt." the spongebob voice spoke.

She pushed it away and tried to get some info out of the man with the buzzcut. "Why are they coming after us?"

He just shook his head.

"Are they coming after me or my friends too?"

Another shake.

"Is that a no?"

He spoke. "No."

"Is that a yes?"

"No."

"Is that a maybe?"

"No."

"Is the only thing you can say no?"

"No."

"You're stupid."

"No."

"ARGH!" Yasmin scrunched her face up angrily and turned to Sarina. "Can you try?"

"Sure Yam." Sarina looked coolly at the man. "Are there others after us?"

He was back to shaking his head.

"What about Heathen and Beau? Are they our enemies?" Yasmin tried.

He shook his head for the fourth time.

"Do you know my besties Salome and Abby?"

The fifth shake.

"Are you going to protect us or throw us to the lions?"

"No."

Yasmin would punch his face if she had use of her arms.

"So you are protecting us." Sarina stated.

"No."

"Throwing us to the lion's den?"

"No."

"Sarina, you can't reason with the clearly stupid man."

"No."

"Oh my frikkin-"

***

"God. " Abby punctuated the word with a slam of her head to the leather seat in front of her.

"What?" Salome asked. She had been staring silently out of the window the whole time and that was the first word she had spoken.

"I don't have money." Abby bit her lip as they neared, apparently, to their destination.

"I do." Salome casually took out her wallet.

"You just carry money around when you go to my house?"

Salome's mouth twitched. Gosh. The situation was dire if the korean wasn't laughing. "No. I just have it because I felt that something like this would happen."

Abby raised her brows and the cab screeched to a halt. It had been hard enough to find a cab in Florida, plus the distance to the Omni-aurorbruvera was very long. Abby looked at her watch. Two in the morning. They thanked the driver, but before they could walk out, she grabbed them and said," You girls stay safe alright? Because this address looks real fishy and it says there's nuthin up ahead. Okay?"

"Okay," they said at the same time and exchanged worried glances as they walked up.

"These coordinates are right up here." Abby looked up from her phone and then stared, disbelieving at the sight before them.

Actually, there was no sight.

Because there was no building.

"There has to be a mistake." Abby felt panic rise in her and pushed it down.

"Abby." Salome called and Abby walked over. The black-haired girl was bending over the road.

"Are you praying to the street?" Abby questioned incredulously.

"No!" Salome pulled her down and they both stared at the asphalt for a solid minute.

No. Seriously. Abby counted.

"I don't get it," Abby spoke up after the sixty seconds passed.

"Look!" Salome started tugging at the street.

Now Abby believed her friend had really gotten nuts.

"It's a trapdoor!" Salome started tugging more and Abby realized that there was a very faint line in the shape of a fat rectangle.

Abby helped pull, and it swung open. They jumped back, then gasped at the sight of stairs winding down into what looked like a never-ending hole.

"Well come on." Abby said and they started the descent.

There was a door there and a camera in the corner. Abby got out a rock and smashed it against the camera until it's wires sparked and the red light above it went out.

Salome looked at her friend incredulously.

"You can pray to the street, you can carry money. I can't carry my pet rock from first grade?" Abby said as she examined the slot before her. It was obviously for a card. "Mr. Death can't get this."

"You named your pet rock Mr. Death?" Salome squeaked out.

"Yes." Abby replied firmly.

They looked around a little for another way in but it didn't seem so.

"Wait. " Abby leaned forward. There was a small button that said for emergencies only. She pressed it eagerly because it was red. And shiny.

The door popped open but unfortunately, the alarms started blaring.

"Quick! Mr. Death!" Salome motioned frantically at Abby.

"Now you accept him," she grumbled as she smashed the rock several times with vicious force against the button. She finally got it when a piece of Mr. Death chipped off. "Aw man."

"I hope he rests in peace." Salome said.

Abby smirked and they walked in and were met with four cameras among the ceiling. "Alright, this causes for Mr. Devil, Mr. Demon, Mr. Emo and Mr. Gay." Abby got out the following rocks and hurled them at the cameras.

Salome stared in shock as all the red lights deadened.

They walked down and looked at the windows among the halls.

The last one in the hall, they could hear voices and the blinds were shut. "We need to be quiet," Salome whispered and they crept past the door.

But suddenly, it swung open, and golden eyes shone.

"Heathen?"

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