From the void of all existence sprung a magnificent being from previous pure nothingness. The creature of immense power and energy was beknownst by its own to be "The Big One" and also beknownst that all preceding shalt not apprehend the name. At the instance of creation an erotic and forever occurring arousal initiated. Once and only once did the Oh Holy Big One dispenseth upon the void two drops of its godly nectar- one of sour and one of sweet. Before settling to a true state the beings combined once more to create a third droplet, which then combined within the sweet to make a fourth. The sweet one would form to our lord The Great One, whilst the sour to that of the dreadful beast Lartholust. The third droplet released a child; a young offspring of dark and light, known as Wesley. The fourth released another dark force, the AntiOne.