Funny Bunny

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Meet Mr. Funny Bunny. Mr Funny Bunny wasn't really funny.

No he was grumpy because people called him lumpy. 

Now Mr. Bunny was very peculiar looking. 

His ears were flattened.  But were made out of satin.

His nose was to small for is face.  And was made out of thick pinkish lace.

His eyes were pools of inkiness.

His eyes. Oh his beady, black, boring eyes. They seemed to look right through you.

Mr. Funny Bunny knew he looked funny. 

But that didn't mean that people need to use him for funny business.

So what is a bunny to do?

Mr. Funny Bunny decided to make everyone else look funny. 

So everyone now is a funny bunny!


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