Ichimatsu has a girlfriend!?

How could they've met?

  "How could they've met!?"

"So, I open a special brother discussion!", Osomatsu announced and pointed at the title. "Since we know Ichimatsu has a girlfriend we want to make up our own theories how they could've met and got together!"
"You can just ask...", Ichimatsu wanted to say but got interrupted with:"Then lets start! Who wants to be the first sharing his thoughts!?" None of the brothers raised their hands.. Except Karamatsu. Osomatsu looked at all of his brothers, at each one.
"That's disappointing", he began sighing. "No one?"
"Osomatsu, I have...", Kara wanted to tell him but then the oldest said he had to begin if no one wants. The second oldest tried a few time s to get the attention but then Osomatsu began telling his theory in a mysterious yet creepy voice.

"This is the romance of a young pair who met at night. A forbidden love between a half human being, our brother, and a mysterious girl, his future girlfriend, in a haunted house.
Ichimatsu walked around the floors for a secret reason. he couldn't see where he was going and didn't stop walking until he reached soemthing which seemed to be a dead end. But when the thunder made everythuing bright for a second he regonized a door, so he opened it very quietly. Just to see something in his life he has never seen before. The room was full of lights, nothing special yet.
BUT..."
The second, third, fifth and sixth Matsu gluped. "But...", they repeated.
"He found... A BLACK HAIRED GIRL TAKING A BATH IN SOME RED LIKE WATER! She didn't regonize him yet and was peacfully bathing until Ichimatsu decieded to do the first attack and they somehow ended up having s** in this tub.
The End."
First Oso was yelling very loud and sounded more creepy then before, but at his last sentece he sounded very carefree.

All five Matsus stared at the oldest who smiled proudly. "Good theory, right?", he asked them with a grin on his face.
Suddenly Choro stood up and walked next to the oldest. "You read too much comics and watched too much pron", he commented. "I tell you how that was possible." Then he got a blackboard from somewhere, all of sudden wore a white coat with glasses and had a piece of chalk in his hand.
"It's very simple", the third oldest began, turned around and... Started to scramble some numbers and letters with no real connection down while no one understood what he was talking about(during this time Osomatsu was falling asleep together with Todomatsu, Karamatsu was looking into a mirror and was posing, Jyushimatsu was throwing some baseballs into a corner and Ichimatsu was playing with a cat of his)until he got to the 'solution' which said:"And they got together"
"Did you get it?", the third Matsu asked them and turned around. Oso and Totty woke up and the other four stopped doing their own business. They all nodded, but the youngest raised his hand. "You used too much logic Choromatsu", he commented. "Why?", the third Matsu asked.
"I mean, even if it's ichimatsu I bet there was at least a bit romance involved. I'm sure it went like this."

Then he started telling his story:
"Ichimatsu was on his way to his cats that he takes care off. Nothing special happened, just a normal walk to his cats Until someone ran into him. He fell on the ground and was about to yell at the person who was such idotic but he decieded to hold himself back when he saw who it was-A girl, the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. More then any girl could be. He rgonized that his heart was beating fast and he blushed. Could it be... Love at first sight!?The girl stared at him with big eyes as well and blushed a little. It was clear, a young couple has met!
Ichimatsu apologized in a proper manner and helped her up. First touch! Both hearts beat faster!
The girl apologized in a very shyly voice and wanted to leave, she felt a bit excited yet nervous, but he stopped her and asked if she didn't want to come along with him to his cats. Lucky day, she agreed and so both went off, not realizng they kept holding hands the whole time. And he found out the girl's name-Kotonoha, a perfect name for such a beautiful girl.
When they arrived at the special cat place both feed the cats and played with them. They had fun, also it was perfect to get to know each other what made them even fall more for each other. But at the end of the day Ichimatsu finally got himself together and asked if they want to meet again the next day. She happily excepted and then they started meeting each other every day."

"Interesting!", Jyushimatsu brought out. He already was impressed of it and believed it's true what Todomatsu said. "And i thought they met because I set Ichimatsu flying onne time, by accident into her and they accenaintly kissed, lip contact!" "That only happened yesterday and wouldn't make sense since we date each other serval months now", the fourth son explained. By this only a confused Jyushi was left.
"It sounds logical but to clicheé for Ichimatsu", the oldest remembered. "You think so?", the sixth Matsu asked him.
"Indeed. I guess at this rate we have to... Wait, Karamatsu hasn't told us anything yet. Would you?"
The second oldest jumped up and took on his sunglasses. "Of course brother", he began as cool sounding as possible. "Remember, this is just a guess."

"Ichimatsu was on his way home but got stopped by a girl with nice body. The while girl looked booming to him. She tried to seduce him at the One Night Stand. Why a shy girl like her? 'cuz she lost a bet against her co-workers and had to do so.
First Ichimatsu wanted to resist but she begged him after she explained. He had no other chance but to except this offer. Of course they talked a little about themselvesbefore being at it and it's no lie that they at least thought they're very sympatic people about each other. They kinda started to like each other and decieded to meet again. By that they got closer and one day he finally got it over himself and asked her out what she excepted.
Happy End."

But as soon as the second Matsu finished he realized that no one was listening to him anymore. they all surounded Ichimatsu, begged him to death to tell them the story. First this one didn't want to but then he had to. Well, normally Kara wasn't THAT shocked... But Ichimatsu told them the exact same thing! It took a while sicn ehe realized that but he did realize.
"You coul've just listened to me", he wispered.

"Hey Ichimatsu", Osomatsu began while sitting right in front of him. "What?", his younger brother asked but didn't turn his face to the oldest.
"Is it possivble for us to meet Kotonoha for offical?"
"No." This answer came without big thinking.
"Why?"
"You're all noisy."
"But we already know. And you'd need to if you're gonna make her a part of our family. Does she even know we exist?"
The fourth Matsu nodded."Then introduce us, please!", Oso begged and shook his brother. No response from that one.
Even the other MAtsus in the room stopped doing their business and started to beg along with Osomatsu. But no reaction from ichimatsu yet.
They had to continue like that for serval hours(they even skipped dinner for this)until the fourth Matsu said annoyed:"I get it. I'll text her she should come here and we all hang around in the house. Fine?"
"It is! Thank you for letting us meet her!", all five agreed happily in a choir while getting close to Ichimatsu's face.
"Good. Now stop annoying me."