Ichimatsu has a girlfriend!?

Jyushimatsu's fanfic about Ichi and his girl

  Jyushi and Ichi were all alone in the living room. Jyushi seems to type something on a laptop(however he was able to handle a laptop and however he got it)while Ichi played with his cats.
There was a certain silence between them. The fourth Matsu was curious what his younger brother typed but didn't bother asking yet. He didn't want to confuse Jyushimatsu.
A little while later though the fifth oldest stood up. "I'm going outside for some swinging exercise", he announced while grabbing his baseball bat and shoutiong:"Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!" nonstop.
Ichi heard Jyushi clearly. The cat jumped off his lap. The fourth Matsu took the chance, stood up and looked at the laptop. What did the Jyushimatsu just write on?
Before he walked up to it though he checked if no one was standing in the floor. Indeed no one was. Then he closed the door, went up to the table and sat down in front of the laptop, looking at the site Jyushi typed in.
A fanfiction side? Since when Jyushimatsu writes fanfiction? That's a question for another time though.
Ichi scrolled down, seeing his brother's profile. The description only had a few words, like "Homerun!" "Strike!" "Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!" written in. Nothing suspicious so far.
But then he scrolled down to see what kind of stories the fifth Matsu write. And was shocked.
The only title available said:"My brother and his girlfriend"
Obviously, Jyushi spelled girlfriend wrong, but that was the least of the fourth oldest worries.
Ichimatsu had a guess what this could be about, only to get it confirmed by the description.
"Isn't it nice!? My older brother Ichimatsu got a grillfirend! I'll tell you about it!"
Ichimatsu couldn't think of anything except that it's about him and Kotonoha. So just in case he potrayed her wrong he had to check and read through it. So he clicked on it.

"You know how it started!? Pretty crazy! Not to say, big brother and his grill are cute together! He totally deserved it! He's a great big brother! The best you could ever ask for! But you don't know how crazy it can become!
It's super crazy! Really, really! Believe me! You know, you want to protect a person no matter what, right!? Right!? And you see, Ichimatsu take sit literally! He'd even kill us, his own brothers! If that's not sweet of him I don't know! He shows how deeply he cares!
And not just that! They hang around together aaaaaall day! Really! Aaaaaaall day! Sometimes I still watch them, let me tell you about the latest date!
So you see, they met up in front of the house! Or was it in front of her house!? I dunno! I reall have no idea anymore!
So, so. After they met up you see they took a walk with a lot of giggling and happy atmosphere and that stuff! You should've seen it! It was REALLY cute! As in, really, really cute! You've never seen something more adorable than this!
So then, they kept walking like this. Nothing special yet, until three big meanies showed up! Like, really big meanies! Like how you'd see them in a gang movie! That's how they looked like! They were watching my brother and his grillfriend for a while! Like they were up to something! I assumed at that time that is!
Theeen... Ah, yeah! I remember! Ichimatsu ran to the bathroom, Kotonoha waiting for him. I didn't follow 'cuz then I saw it happening-These gang meanies walked up to her! Confronting her! Like, trying to flirt with her or something! Only thing I knew is that she was scared of them! Her face told me that you see!
Soooo... They still tried to do whatever. Ichimatsu didn't return yet. They were asking her tooons of questions! Tons, tons, tons! Probably questions which made her uncomfortable. She was trying to talk them off, but they didn't want.
Suddenly she grabbed inside one of her pockets while her expression was change. It was very similar to big brother's you see! Like, almost identical! Nearly as scary. She didn't laugh scary though.
Next thing I saw was her grabbing a knife outside of it, attacking these gang types or whatever they were. Serves them right!
They first laughed, not taking them serious. I couldn't believe my eyes first too honestly, but that's beside the point of this chapter!
Then, then... Ah, yeah! She attacked them like she meant it! They got injured, you'll be surprised how bad! But they ran off, crying and shouting for their mothers!
Kotonoha sighed right after this, putting her knife away. Luckily no one else saw this. No one was around or came out of the toilets! Great luck! Super luck! Thank you Homerun-God! Or else she'd be seen as a cruel person and I don't want that! If you know her she isn't! Especially since she takes such good care of Ichimatsu!
Her look turned normal and out of nowhere Ichimatsu came, asking her something. I couldn't understand what, I just saw her smiling and giggling and soon he smiled as well. Then they went off and had a splendid date!
Thank you for reading! Really thank you a lot, lot, lot! I'll tell you more as soon as I'm able! I promise! Big promise! Huge promise! Giant promise!
Huscle, huscle! Muscle, muscle!"

Ichimatsu sat in front of it. Blushing yet looking confusing shocked. He didn't know what to think. Jyushimatsu , but this is emberassing. Besides, is that even a fanfiction? This is more of a blog entry than a story! Because he didn't make anything up, that really happened. Even the part where, Ichi stood in the entrance not interfering because he thought this side of his girlfriend was very cute. And she was able to defend herself when necessary too so there was no need. He could still admire her cuteness.
Of course it wasn't Jyushi's attention to embarrass his older brother, his intentions were pure. ... Well, mostly they were. But this... Ichimatsu had no words for this.
Slowly he went back to Jyushimatsu's profile, stood up and sat down where he was back there, still thinking about what Jyushimatsu wrote, only causing him to blush more at the end of the day.