How to pick up a girl

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Walk up to the girl, casually. Flash ur abes and make sure she knows that u hafe viable abes. After that, ask her if she prefers hitler or stalin. If she picks hitler, shoot urself. If she picks Stalin, ask her if she likes BDSM. If she says yes, say "ur weird, get out of here", and punch her in the face, making sure that she is unconscious. If she says no, ask her if she likes fiddy. If she asks what fiddy is, shot urself. If she says yes, marry her. If she says no, DROP NAPALM ON HER STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 If she says no, DROP NAPALM ON HER STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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