Kim Jong Un X Plant Man

Hearty

I ran to Panda's room, panda is sobbing into the sheets and looks up when I open the door with my manly British hands
"Panda!?" I cri, with my bootyful curls floating daintily around my head.
He looks up at me with his sorrowful Korean eyeballs which were swollen and red from his tears.
"Planty...." he whispered rising from the chair.
"You came back?..."
"Yes" I say with a British accent.
"I love it when you talk British" he breathed and crushed his lips up against mine.
He ripped off my shirt and felt my rock hard British abs.
"This calz fur a date nite bebe" I say
"Yassss"
We discard of the alien and go out to Resturant.
We get a dinner and showe. I order a large shark cuz y not and the show began. A man call Drake steps up 2 the stage and starts singing.
"U USED TO CALL ME ONA CELPHONE. DAY-NIGHT WEN U NEEEDD MYY LOOVE. CALL IT ON A CELLPHONE. DAY-NIGHTWHEN U NEEED MYY LOOVE. AND I NOW INNA HOTLINE BLING. DAT CAN OONLY MEN ONE THANG. "
We cher and Drake steps of stage and started making out with Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi.
Soon Drake makes his way to our table and asks our permission to wed Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi.
I hapily said yea cuz I love me some wedding kake.
But onli if I is priest.
They were so happy and we all got Drunk on achol but Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi was hapily drinking soy sauce and shouting ancient Chinese proverbs. Then after this we all went home and woke up to major Hangovers.