Joker and Harley one shots! (suicide squad)

Don't splash

"Puddin, does this bathing suit make me look thick or not?" Harley asked, leaning on one hip, looking in the mirror.

He turned to her as he pulled his trunks up. "Uh...."

"Do I look thick?" She asked again, turning and facing him.

"Yeah, whatever." He said giving her a glance over.

The place they were staying at this time was next door to an in-ground pool that was supposedly opened to the public, and harley wouldn't stop nagging him to take her, so he finally decided to take her.

"You're a meanie." She huffed, crossing her arms.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!" He boomed.

"SAY I'M INSTAGRAM THICK."

He groaned loudly and grabbed a nearby pocket knife in case anyone tried something while they were out.

"YOU'RE FUCKIN INSTAGRAM THICK WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS!!!"

She smiled and skipped toward the door. "Awwww thank you, puddin!"

He opened the door, and watched as she skipped down the hall. He mentally cursed himself for giving in and taking her hyper ass.

The walk there was longer than he had hoped for. And not to mention it was only semi-warm out, so being in only trunks was making him freeze his ass off.

"What the fuck Harley, you said this was next door." He complained as they finally reached the gate past like 5 houses.

"It's close enough." She said opening the gate and running into the fenced in area. It was empty, which he was grateful for.

She walked to the steps leading into the peanut shaped pool, and stuck a foot in.

"IT'S COLD!" She gasped, retreating her foot quickly.

Before she could turn around though, she was being shoved forcefully, sending her falling into the frigid pool.

J laughed uncontrollably as she splashed to the surface, gasping and screaming.

"Must not be cold if you just dived in!" He barked, laughing like an idiot.

"Y-you're a jerk!" She snapped, holding her arms and shivering. She smirked though, because as he was too busy laughing she used all her strength to create a giant splash directly at him.

"FUCK!" He yelped as the water hit him.

She started cracking up and quickly swimming away so he couldn't grab her.

He grumbled to himself before jumping in, and swimming toward her. He didn't even notice how cold the water was because of how angry he was.

He reached her, and grabbed her foot, making her squeal and start frantically paddling, trying to swim out of his grasp.

He yanked her under, before she could take a breath, and held her there as she struggled, kicking and clawing at his arms. He felt laughter bubble inside him, but he suppressed it, considering he had to save his own breath.

After about 2 minutes of this struggling, she started to really freak out. She tried to scream and tell him to stop, because she was running out of breath and her lungs started to burn.

He noticed this and decided to wait a few more seconds before letting go. As she struggled to surface, she kicked him in the face hard, only fueling the fire.

He swam up and gasped. She was already gasping and panting, holding her chest and leaning against the side of the pool.

"You fucking kicked me, you bitch!" He growled, shoving her.