BEFORE WE BEGIN DO I CALL YOU MR. MAN OR WOLF MAN?
Woof, growl, bark, Larry.
SO LARRY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF TWILIGHT? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BOOKS?
“Books, books, books...... BALL!!!! I love balls, big balls and small balls.”
NO LARRY NOT BALLS, BOOKS. HAVE YOU HEARD OF TWILIGHT?
“BALLS!!! Green balls, yellow balls. I can play ball all-day. TENNIS BALLS! Do you have a ball??”
NO, I DON'T HAVE A BALL
“Do you have a stick, I like sticks.”
OK.... HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BELLA?
“Hump, hump, hump. Howllllllllllllllllllllll”
ARE YOU TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB?
“Jacob, hump, hump, hump. BALL.”
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT STEPHANIE MEYER?
Who, does this person have a ball, or a stick? Maybe a bunny rabbit?”
“YOU LIKE BUNNY RABBITS...?”
“Like bunny rabbit, yah, like bunny rabbit.”
DO YOU HAVE A BUNNY RABBIT?
“No... Don’t have bunny rabbit
WOULD YOU LIKE A BUNNY RABBIT?
“Like bunny rabbit.”
A BIG BUNNY RABBIT?
“Small bunny.....please...”
MR. LARRY WOLFMAN HOW DID YOU BECOME A WEREWOLF?
“I was half eaten by a big wolf, with bigger teeth.”
AND FINALLY, DO YOU ENJOY BEING A WEREWOLF?
(Scratches be hide ear) “No, I hate the fleas and ticks.”
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The Emo, The Sparkly Vampire and the Biscuit.
Fanfic"Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything; you don't go into the sunlight. I know what you are." "Go on, say it." "You're em...
